Tuesday, 19 July 2011

Turkey Wars!

Turns out Simon 'Eyebrows' Darby has been buying cheap imported turkey! An absolute outrage and one which won't go unpunished in the future when the Turkey Party are in power!

Simon runs a crappy chain of turkey takeaway restaurants called BFT (British Fried Turkey), we at the farm have contacted him several times trying to get him to buy British turkey, however, he won't budge! He claims he can get cheaper turkey imported from across the globe! An absolute fucking outrage! 

Interesting, considering the BNP ran a British Jobs for British Workers back in 2009, and more recently, a British Turkeys for British Turkey Restaurants campaign! Fucking hypocrites! Very similar to the case where the BNP were having products made abroad whilst pushing their British Jobs for British Workers campaign!

Gobble Gobble Darby, we're watching you, and your fucking eyebrows!

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  1. The Turkey Farmers of Ontario – an industry marketing board of 192 Ontario producers who control nearly half of Canada's annual quota production.

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