The EDL Acronym article has certainly boosted traffic to the Turkey Farm this last week! Loads coming in from Twitter and the British Democracy Forum! I only send the articles to Lancaster Unity, and they spread from there. Interestingly, the always end up on the BDF very sharpish, more on that in a minute. I guess people have no interest in the BNP any more? Oh well, I'll still gobble them now and again, working on a long one as I type, all about Nick, Clive and Eyebrows.
It seems that on the BDF it is considered 'treacherous' to read opposing blogs / opinion. Turkey Breath would like to point out that he spends more time reading far-right news / blogs / bullshit than he does anything else. How else can you really gain an insight into your topic / enemy? I thoroughly believe if you're confident in your conviction and opinion then it doesn't hurt to read what others are saying about you and your cause? It is in fact beneficial and illuminating, allowing you to not only get news fast but also balance truth to some degree. Clearly, some of the more 'boneheaded' types amongst us aren't so confident and thus choose to only read what they believe to be 'safe'. I can't blame them, it must be so easy being ignorant. I myself used to hate chickens, ahhhh gobble gobble they get all the glory, all year round people want chicken!
If it wasn't for this desire to learn and understand, I wouldn't have witnessed the breakdown of Paul 'Green Arrow' Morris. I mean, you can go read through his British Resistance website right now and see all the articles, but it wouldn't be the same; logging on every day to see if he has posted a new article. All he wanted was his hero, Nick Griffin MEP, mustn't forget the MEP bit, to make everything all right, and as he opened his eyes to his betrayal, it only got worse, the greatest being the granny pornstar issue! And then the BNP officially banned its members from his website! I always thought it would be Nick and Paul in the bunker together, with Darby, Jefferson etc. off cosying up to someone new, but no, now the Green Arrow is a shining light of wider British Nationalism, appealing for somebody to save the BNP. Or some shit like that.
The hillarious thing with Morris is, he still can't just accept that the BNP attracts morons, thugs, crooks etc. and that these are the reason the BNP is falling apart. He is still blaming the left for its implosion, although now instead of throwing accusations at anybody who doesn't support the BNP, it's now thrown at people who don't support him. And who is he really? A fat guy living in a caravan writing an angry blog reminiscing about the good old days, good old says even he doesn't understand? Paul, when you get kicked off the camp site, you can always come live on the Turkey Farm! Free twizzlers! Gobble Gobble!
Turkey Breath Out.
Gobble Gobble.
Tuesday 28 June 2011
Tuesday 21 June 2011
EDL Acronym Trouble: Forgetting Who They Are?
It seems the English Defence League (EDL) have been having an identity crisis. Their members, many of whom have trouble spelling their own first name, have got themselves confused over their own 'organisations' acronym. Recently heard chanting “E L D!” during a town centre smash up, it was speculated the organisation had changed their name, however, it turns out it's a simple case of them all being a bit thick.
It was thought the constant chanting of “E E E D L” for hours on end, was a battle cry of some sort, to make their presence known when vandalising town centres and intimidating shoppers. However, it now appears this is a method, introduced by the leadership, for helping the membership remember the complicated three letter acronym.
Facebook posts are a gold mine of EDL cock-ups, some of the best include; “ELD All The Way! No Surrender”, “ELD til I die!”, “E-On Yeah!! No to Islammyfication” and “DEL Forever, No Surrender”. Whilst some could possibly be put down to typos, a number of EDL supporters have been seen sporting ELD tattoos and wearing ELD clothing, and a source reported that the EDL leadership spent thousands manufacturing ELD merchandise, which is now for sale online.
Tommy Robinson, the leader, has blamed the crisis on the BNP's leader Nick Griffin. He said in a statement: “This is all his (Nick Griffin's) fault, when he started saying we were a state sponsored pressure valve, we had to sit down and think, what's a pressure valve? And we had to think, why a state sponsored one? We just didn't understand it, we still don't. All this thinking made us stop chanting and we forgot what the acronym was.”
Robinson later claimed the “new range of ELD merchandise” is for the new EDL French Division, he said “the French say things the other way round so you see it's actually quite clever”. This resulted in a backlash from EDL supporters, ranting via Facebook “them dirty frogs aren't even English so they can't join our defence league, if they want a French Defence League then fine, but no way are we having a French Division, it just isn't democratic!”.
When we phoned for comment, the spokesperson asked us what an acronym was and if it was poisonous, “I heard we've been having trouble with em and I don't want to get hurt or owt, tha knows, I ant even got me feet on the floor just in case".
Monday 13 June 2011
Police on the lookout for attacker wearing EDL t-shirt...
Police are trying to find a thug who violently assaulted an Asian man in a shopping centre. The attack, which happened in the Wheatsheaf Centre in Rochdale town centre, was unprovoked and witnessed by several people. He was chased away by security guards after pressing a ballpoint pen in to the face of the man and racially abusing him for several minutes, “he ran like a big pansy” said a witness, stopping only to pick up his Nokia 3310 that he dropped.
The police, going on descriptions of the man, are looking for a balding, meat-head type person, described as a 'neandathall' by one witness. By sheer coincidence, the man was wearing an 'EDL Stockport' t-shirt.
To suggest the man is an EDL supporter would be absurd, as the attack was both racially motivated and violent, where as the EDL are a none violent and none racist organisation, as demonstrated by their peaceful protests up and down the country: protests which involve vandalising cars, intimidating shoppers, smashing windows and pissing up the side of Nottingham Castle.
We rang the EDL for comment, but could only hear people chanting back down the phone. Darren Hillsborough, a leading anti fascist campaigner explained to us that these incidents are mere coincidences, and couldn't be attributed to the EDL. “Their ideals are of protecting an English way of life, they don't cause any trouble, most people don't even know they have been” he said, adding that the man possibly found the t-shirt in the street, or bought it off Ebay without understanding what the logo was about.
This assault joins a long list of incidents involving people who aren't associated with the EDL causing violent and racially motivated crimes when the EDL are nearby. A man from West Bromwich, who just so happened to catch a coach all the way to Blackburn (110 miles), where there just so happened to be an EDL rally, was recently convicted of punching a police horse several times and for trying to drag the officer off the animal.
Of course, these incidents are just massive coincidences that just happen to take place when the EDL are in town.
The police, going on descriptions of the man, are looking for a balding, meat-head type person, described as a 'neandathall' by one witness. By sheer coincidence, the man was wearing an 'EDL Stockport' t-shirt.
To suggest the man is an EDL supporter would be absurd, as the attack was both racially motivated and violent, where as the EDL are a none violent and none racist organisation, as demonstrated by their peaceful protests up and down the country: protests which involve vandalising cars, intimidating shoppers, smashing windows and pissing up the side of Nottingham Castle.
We rang the EDL for comment, but could only hear people chanting back down the phone. Darren Hillsborough, a leading anti fascist campaigner explained to us that these incidents are mere coincidences, and couldn't be attributed to the EDL. “Their ideals are of protecting an English way of life, they don't cause any trouble, most people don't even know they have been” he said, adding that the man possibly found the t-shirt in the street, or bought it off Ebay without understanding what the logo was about.
This assault joins a long list of incidents involving people who aren't associated with the EDL causing violent and racially motivated crimes when the EDL are nearby. A man from West Bromwich, who just so happened to catch a coach all the way to Blackburn (110 miles), where there just so happened to be an EDL rally, was recently convicted of punching a police horse several times and for trying to drag the officer off the animal.
Of course, these incidents are just massive coincidences that just happen to take place when the EDL are in town.
If you recognise the bone head in the photo, then please contact...
Call police on 0161 856 9961 or Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.
Call police on 0161 856 9961 or Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.
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(It turns out that the thug in this article has since been arrested and charged.)
Man charged following racist attack in town centre
A man has been charged after a racist attack on an Asian man in Rochdale town centre.
Wayne Peter Taylor, 44, of Stock Close, was charged with racially aggravated common assault.
He is due to appear at Rochdale Magistrates Court on Monday 20 June 2011.
At about 4.00pm on Monday 9 May 2011, the victim, a 31-year-old Asian man was threatened a number of times in the Wheatsheaf Centre on Yorkshire Street.
Source: Lancaster Unity / Manchester Evening News
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Wednesday 8 June 2011
Clive Jefferson Unleashes New Fundraising System
Clive Jefferson, the BNP's national treasurer, today unveiled a range of new measures to improve the BNP's fund-raising ability. Through the BNP website he announced ten 'highly effective' and 'groundbreakingly brilliant' initiatives which will 'revolutionise' their donations system and take the BNP into a new era of financial capability, a system which will leave the BNP's enemies and political adversaries 'quaking in their boots'.
We recieved a leaked copy of the article before it went to press on the BNP website,
Clive, I've gone through your article and edited the spelling mistakes and typos, it took me three fucking hours so you had better appreciate this, also, Nick says if this doesn't work don't expect to be invited to his Big, Bad, Boys Only BBQ in July.
The edit follows:
Clive Jefferson has today announced a new set of initiatives which will drive the BNP forward through financial ability and take the party into a new era of electoral breakthroughs. The new scheme, which is the brainchild of Jefferson, has been in the planning for several months, and is now ready to be rolled out.
The new fund-raising system has ten varied and very unique parts, however, they all fall under the same umbrella, the idea is to make it manageable, as being such a large organisation we had to implement a realistic system, however, we're confident that these new initiatives will quadruple our donations overnight and make much more money for Nick.
The ten elements are listed below:
Strategy One: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the George and Dragon in Little Aversham
Strategy Two: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Anglers Rest in Woodhouse Mill
Strategy Three: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Bridge Inn in Heacham Vale
Strategy Four: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Three Stags Head in Yeovil
Strategy Five: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Big Tree Public House in Hartland
Strategy Six: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Royal Oak in Somerton
Strategy Seven: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Alma public house in Corsham
Strategy Eight: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Nag's Head in Peckham
Strategy Nine: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Red Lion in Tiverton Park
Strategy Ten: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Horse and Cart in Fawley
We estimate the scheme will take around five months to fully implement, and are asking for donations to help us set up the donations tins, and also asking for any spare donations tins people may have, or even just roses tins with a hole in the top, just so long as they aren't too dented.
In the inevitable success of this scheme we plan to expand with a roll out of a further set of initiatives which will increase our system capacity by another 20%!
Simon Darby upon hearing of the new initiative announced: "Our enemies are going to shit when they see this, ten new and unique strategies which will allow the BNP to smash the Labour party up and down the country! Gone are the days of me and Nick standing on street corners with a bunch of commoners in cheap clothes and no culinary taste!"
Comments on the article were largely in praise of the new system, one member saying "Why didn't we think of this before? It has been right under our noses! For years we've been giving pennies to orphans and dogs and of course immigrants!!!!!!! Now the money can go where it is needed!". Another said "A brilliant idea, Clive should be awarded hardest working official in the BNP, shame that one has already been given to Nick this month, maybe next month?".
We recieved a leaked copy of the article before it went to press on the BNP website,
Clive, I've gone through your article and edited the spelling mistakes and typos, it took me three fucking hours so you had better appreciate this, also, Nick says if this doesn't work don't expect to be invited to his Big, Bad, Boys Only BBQ in July.
The edit follows:
Clive Jefferson has today announced a new set of initiatives which will drive the BNP forward through financial ability and take the party into a new era of electoral breakthroughs. The new scheme, which is the brainchild of Jefferson, has been in the planning for several months, and is now ready to be rolled out.
The new fund-raising system has ten varied and very unique parts, however, they all fall under the same umbrella, the idea is to make it manageable, as being such a large organisation we had to implement a realistic system, however, we're confident that these new initiatives will quadruple our donations overnight and make much more money for Nick.
The ten elements are listed below:
Strategy One: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the George and Dragon in Little Aversham
Strategy Two: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Anglers Rest in Woodhouse Mill
Strategy Three: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Bridge Inn in Heacham Vale
Strategy Four: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Three Stags Head in Yeovil
Strategy Five: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Big Tree Public House in Hartland
Strategy Six: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Royal Oak in Somerton
Strategy Seven: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Alma public house in Corsham
Strategy Eight: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Nag's Head in Peckham
Strategy Nine: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Red Lion in Tiverton Park
Strategy Ten: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Horse and Cart in Fawley
We estimate the scheme will take around five months to fully implement, and are asking for donations to help us set up the donations tins, and also asking for any spare donations tins people may have, or even just roses tins with a hole in the top, just so long as they aren't too dented.
In the inevitable success of this scheme we plan to expand with a roll out of a further set of initiatives which will increase our system capacity by another 20%!
Simon Darby upon hearing of the new initiative announced: "Our enemies are going to shit when they see this, ten new and unique strategies which will allow the BNP to smash the Labour party up and down the country! Gone are the days of me and Nick standing on street corners with a bunch of commoners in cheap clothes and no culinary taste!"
Comments on the article were largely in praise of the new system, one member saying "Why didn't we think of this before? It has been right under our noses! For years we've been giving pennies to orphans and dogs and of course immigrants!!!!!!! Now the money can go where it is needed!". Another said "A brilliant idea, Clive should be awarded hardest working official in the BNP, shame that one has already been given to Nick this month, maybe next month?".
Tuesday 7 June 2011
Altercation in Brussels! Video footage now online..
The footage from the BNP's altercation in Brussels has been uploaded! Eddy Butler first revealed there was a video, and the Green Arrow (haha) had a dig at Brons for not releasing it, well, now we have it!
Nothing too interesting really, it just starts heating up and then they all gobble off. Griffin throws a few accusations around, refuses to answer any questions directly and then accuses others of being liars without any kind of proof. The usual BNP meeting really.
Brons is very calm and composed, some of the others in the room not so. Brons hits the nail on the head claiming that Griffin started a civil war through the leadership election in 2010, and lays the blame firmly on Griffin and on Griffin alone, this is what seems to rile Griffin the most.
There are some out there claiming it was a lynch mob set up to trap Griffin and make him look a fool, despite it being very clear Griffin shows up uninvited. To this they have no comment, yet.
Not sure if it's just the camera angle, but Griffin doesn't look quite as plump as he usually does, Brons on the other hand looks very fat.
Turkey Breath does wonder if there will be a comment from the BNP regarding this? I mean, a bunch of people arguing and screaming in the European parliament, doesn't give us Brits a good name eh? Gobble fucking gobble!
Thursday 2 June 2011
Not much going down in the world of the BNP today
Not much going down in the world of the BNP today, Nick is in Siciliy, not really sure why. Spending more tax payer's money I guess.
For a laugh, I had a look through the Excalibur shop the other day, some brilliant stuff. The 2010 election manifesto is going cheap at £4.45 - it doesn't appear to be a common practise amongst real political parties to charge for a manifesto, but hey, who are we to judge eh? If Britain's fourth largest political party does it, maybe they all should?
On a serious note though, really lacking the inspiration recently. However, I do have an exclusive scoop on Clive Jefferson's latest "ground breaking, industry changing" fund raising initiative, more to come soon!
For a laugh, I had a look through the Excalibur shop the other day, some brilliant stuff. The 2010 election manifesto is going cheap at £4.45 - it doesn't appear to be a common practise amongst real political parties to charge for a manifesto, but hey, who are we to judge eh? If Britain's fourth largest political party does it, maybe they all should?
On a serious note though, really lacking the inspiration recently. However, I do have an exclusive scoop on Clive Jefferson's latest "ground breaking, industry changing" fund raising initiative, more to come soon!
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