EDL FEELING ASHAMED AND ANGERED BY LONDON RIOTS.
The Edl leadership have expressed their dismay and anger at the crowds which trashed, burned and looted parts of the capital and other areas of the country.
Their leader, Tommy Robinson said in an interview "we just can't do it like that, we feel inadequate, I've been watching it unfold on the news and there are some genuinely impressive scenes, masses of people trashing anything in sight, there is passion, there is energy!" Robinson vented his frustration and took notes on the way in which the riots were organised, he said "how they mobilized themselves is beyond me, we set up coaches, arrange stewards, meeting points, and yet we could only dream of causing such damage, we pale in insignificance, we'll be the next BNP and me the next Griffin. Oh fucking hell. I'm genuinely ashamed of my organisation, we've let ourselves down massively, all I can do is apologise to my followers and try to better these riots on our next demo".
The EDL, despite claiming to be a peaceful organisation, are notorious for their drunken town centre smash ups, which they arrange to protest against militant Islam and to stand up for true British values. In the past they have attacked shoppers, smashed windows and caused thousands of pounds worth of damage. On their website they list their crowning achievement as smashing up a family restaurant and chasing its customers into the back.
Robinson has vowed to do one better, adding that "any looters or arsonists are welcome to come and join us, show us how it's done lads!!".
Wednesday 10 August 2011
Tuesday 9 August 2011
Simon Darby Blames Press Officer for Lack of Information
What we at the farm thought was grade-A bullshit from Mr. 'Eyebrows' Darby, turned out to be the result of his own uselessness and doesn't really inspire much confidence in the man responsible for dealing with the press side of things for the BNP.
Writing via his blog that he had only just discovered that Nick Griffin was still the chairman of the BNP several days after the leadership result, we thought 'what a big crock of turkey shit'. How could he not know? He's Nick's little lapdog, he fully supported Griffin throughout the contest and is their own fucking press officer! He's forever playing with his iPhone, taking photos of cheap meat and shit! Who is he trying to kid (well obviously the BNP membership, not difficult)! But surely, even Darby/Griffin can't be this stupid? Or so we thought!
Darby later revealed, that whilst he had been away train-spotting, eating, birding and being useless in general, he had tried several times to contact the BNP's press department so he could find out who had won "for his own interest", completely forgetting that he is in fact their press officer, is paid for this role and should be one of the first to know. He wrote "their press department are useless, there was no word on the internet, on their own channels, I couldn't even get in touch with anybody such as a press officer who might be able to tell me what was going on, I felt so in the dark".
No longer a member of the BNP for 'financial purposes', Darby has been described as 'useless' and 'boring' by almost everybody who has met him and despite not actually having a real job or any relevant experience, he has survived by pandering to Nick Griffin and showing up at the odd stall over the years. Currently their press officer (quite an easy job considering nobody wants to have a comment from the BNP until they fuck up), he has had a stint as Deputy Chairman (stepping down to avoid being taken to court) and also as National Treasurer (he abandoned the post leaving mountains of debt and no mechanisms in place).
Writing via his blog that he had only just discovered that Nick Griffin was still the chairman of the BNP several days after the leadership result, we thought 'what a big crock of turkey shit'. How could he not know? He's Nick's little lapdog, he fully supported Griffin throughout the contest and is their own fucking press officer! He's forever playing with his iPhone, taking photos of cheap meat and shit! Who is he trying to kid (well obviously the BNP membership, not difficult)! But surely, even Darby/Griffin can't be this stupid? Or so we thought!
Darby later revealed, that whilst he had been away train-spotting, eating, birding and being useless in general, he had tried several times to contact the BNP's press department so he could find out who had won "for his own interest", completely forgetting that he is in fact their press officer, is paid for this role and should be one of the first to know. He wrote "their press department are useless, there was no word on the internet, on their own channels, I couldn't even get in touch with anybody such as a press officer who might be able to tell me what was going on, I felt so in the dark".
No longer a member of the BNP for 'financial purposes', Darby has been described as 'useless' and 'boring' by almost everybody who has met him and despite not actually having a real job or any relevant experience, he has survived by pandering to Nick Griffin and showing up at the odd stall over the years. Currently their press officer (quite an easy job considering nobody wants to have a comment from the BNP until they fuck up), he has had a stint as Deputy Chairman (stepping down to avoid being taken to court) and also as National Treasurer (he abandoned the post leaving mountains of debt and no mechanisms in place).
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