Simon Darby Blames Press Officer for Lack of Information

What we at the farm thought was grade-A bullshit from Mr. 'Eyebrows' Darby, turned out to be the result of his own uselessness and doesn't really inspire much confidence in the man responsible for dealing with the press side of things for the BNP.

Writing via his blog that he had only just discovered that Nick Griffin was still the chairman of the BNP several days after the leadership result, we thought 'what a big crock of turkey shit'. How could he not know? He's Nick's little lapdog, he fully supported Griffin throughout the contest and is their own fucking press officer! He's forever playing with his iPhone, taking photos of cheap meat and shit! Who is he trying to kid (well obviously the BNP membership, not difficult)! But surely, even Darby/Griffin can't be this stupid? Or so we thought!

Darby later revealed, that whilst he had been away train-spotting, eating, birding and being useless in general, he had tried several times to contact the BNP's press department so he could find out who had won "for his own interest", completely forgetting that he is in fact their press officer, is paid for this role and should be one of the first to know. He wrote "their press department are useless, there was no word on the internet, on their own channels, I couldn't even get in touch with anybody such as a press officer who might be able to tell me what was going on, I felt so in the dark".

No longer a member of the BNP for 'financial purposes', Darby has been described as 'useless' and 'boring' by almost everybody who has met him and despite not actually having a real job or any relevant experience, he has survived by pandering to Nick Griffin and showing up at the odd stall over the years. Currently their press officer (quite an easy job considering nobody wants to have a comment from the BNP until they fuck up), he has had a stint as Deputy Chairman (stepping down to avoid being taken to court) and also as National Treasurer (he abandoned the post leaving mountains of debt and no mechanisms in place).