Turns out Simon 'Eyebrows' Darby has been buying cheap imported turkey! An absolute outrage and one which won't go unpunished in the future when the Turkey Party are in power!
Simon runs a crappy chain of turkey takeaway restaurants called BFT (British Fried Turkey), we at the farm have contacted him several times trying to get him to buy British turkey, however, he won't budge! He claims he can get cheaper turkey imported from across the globe! An absolute fucking outrage!
Interesting, considering the BNP ran a British Jobs for British Workers back in 2009, and more recently, a British Turkeys for British Turkey Restaurants campaign! Fucking hypocrites! Very similar to the case where the BNP were having products made abroad whilst pushing their British Jobs for British Workers campaign!
Gobble Gobble Darby, we're watching you, and your fucking eyebrows!
Tuesday, 19 July 2011
Thursday, 14 July 2011
Getting my gobble on...
New to Twitter here at the Turkey Farm, however, I like the way I can randomly gobble gobble at various people. Today I've already gobble gobbled Simon Darby and Nick Griffin.
I'm sure there's a way they can stop me. Shame. I might start my own version of Twitter, one where it's socially acceptable to gobble gobble people.
I'm sure there's a way they can stop me. Shame. I might start my own version of Twitter, one where it's socially acceptable to gobble gobble people.
Why I fully support Nick Griffin MEP
Simon 'Eyebrows' Darby has publicly got involved with the leadership election, making a strange statement on his blog. However, he makes an interesting point in saying "the pressure of the job would probably finish him [Brons] off" - which got me thinking... Now I don't expect Brons to win, even if 90% voted for Brons, the Griffin would find a way round it, however, I have been worrying that should Bronsw in and turn the BNP around, he might actually make them something more akin to a functioning and performing political party.
I don't want this, as far as I'm concerned the BNP is doing just fine destroying itself from within. Furthermore, an effective BNP would make extra work for me, which I don't want. Nobody likes extra work.
The BNP with Griffin at the helm is doing all the work for us, Butler has listed a load of Griffin gaffes just this very morning, and the fact is, you can't get this kind of stupidity anywhere else. Griffin is so out of touch with reality and with the 'cause' that he is just crashing through things surrounded by a bunch of neandathals telling him he is doing fine. Who in their right mind would allow a Granny Porn Star to organise a family event?
The fact is: if Brons were to lead the BNP, our lives might just become more difficult. His election video was much more professional and tackled the key points of turning the BNP around, where as Griffin's involved him throwing a book around.
I am confident Griffin will win, he has a small (but vocal) core of crackpot supporters and a dim but determined team working hard to ensure that the election goes in his favour.
This is why I fully support Nick Griffin MEP in the BNP Leadership Election!
One other thought, this is a win-win situation. If Griffin remains chairman then the BNP are doomed, and if Brons becomes chairman, he'll probably die from the pressure. Pressure of what I'm not so sure, what pressure Simon? The pressure of squireling money away?
I don't want this, as far as I'm concerned the BNP is doing just fine destroying itself from within. Furthermore, an effective BNP would make extra work for me, which I don't want. Nobody likes extra work.
The BNP with Griffin at the helm is doing all the work for us, Butler has listed a load of Griffin gaffes just this very morning, and the fact is, you can't get this kind of stupidity anywhere else. Griffin is so out of touch with reality and with the 'cause' that he is just crashing through things surrounded by a bunch of neandathals telling him he is doing fine. Who in their right mind would allow a Granny Porn Star to organise a family event?
The fact is: if Brons were to lead the BNP, our lives might just become more difficult. His election video was much more professional and tackled the key points of turning the BNP around, where as Griffin's involved him throwing a book around.
I am confident Griffin will win, he has a small (but vocal) core of crackpot supporters and a dim but determined team working hard to ensure that the election goes in his favour.
This is why I fully support Nick Griffin MEP in the BNP Leadership Election!
One other thought, this is a win-win situation. If Griffin remains chairman then the BNP are doomed, and if Brons becomes chairman, he'll probably die from the pressure. Pressure of what I'm not so sure, what pressure Simon? The pressure of squireling money away?
Wednesday, 13 July 2011
The Bigger Picture in 2011
(This is a follow up to the previous article.)
In order to show how irrelevant the 2009 European Elections are, and the claim that 1,000,000 people support / voted for the BNP, let's gather some more recent numbers. In the 2011 local elections the BNP didn't even appear on the radar. They were wiped out of Stoke on Trent, all five councillors were lost. They were only defending 13 seats nationwide and lost a massive 11 of these. Not a single new seat was gained.
In the 2009 European Elections turnout across Great Britain was 15,136,932, representing 34% of the electorate. The BNP got 943,598 votes working out at just over 6.2% of the total, not bad really.
In the 2010 General Election turnout across Great Britain was 29,691,780, representing 65% of the electorate. The BNP got 563,743 votes working out at 1.9% of the total, not that good really, and a much more realistic picture of the electorate's attitude towards the BNP.
To truly understand the 2010 General Election results, we need to look at the previous one.
In the 2005 General Election turnout across Great Britain was 27,148,510, representing 61% of the electorate. The BNP got 192,745 votes working out at 0.7% of the total.
So the BNP's share of the vote increased between 2005 and 2010, SUCCESS! Well, no. Whilst their share of the vote increased, this doesn't mean anything in terms of getting elected. The BNP applied a unique strategy of 'fling enough shit and some will stick'. They threw out a record 338 candidates, anybody who wanted to stand was allowed. This was the strategy. But a candidate isn't elected on the nationwide total, this is why the Green party focused on Brighton, and successfully gained an MP!
We need to look at the average votes for each BNP candidate:
In 2005 the average votes per candidate for the BNP was 1,647
In 2010 the average votes per candidate for the BNP was 1,663
This represents an increase of an extra 16 votes per candidate.
Which is nothing.
This was all about numbers for Griffin! There was no policy of actually growing in terms of political power, he just needed numbers to plaster all over the website! 338 candidates! 563,743 votes! Wow! Next! The World! It was an absolute waste of money, it costs £500 to stand and if you get less than 5% of the vote, then you lose it. 265 lost deposits cost the BNP £132,500.
The only thing they have to talk about, being careful not to use the word success here, but they certainly seemed to see it as a success, was the 'election' of several parish councillors in 2010-2011. This was a brilliant strategy devised by Clive Jefferson, they looked for seats which were uncontested, and then walked into them. It isn't winning if you're the only one playing Clive!
In order to show how irrelevant the 2009 European Elections are, and the claim that 1,000,000 people support / voted for the BNP, let's gather some more recent numbers. In the 2011 local elections the BNP didn't even appear on the radar. They were wiped out of Stoke on Trent, all five councillors were lost. They were only defending 13 seats nationwide and lost a massive 11 of these. Not a single new seat was gained.
In the 2009 European Elections turnout across Great Britain was 15,136,932, representing 34% of the electorate. The BNP got 943,598 votes working out at just over 6.2% of the total, not bad really.
In the 2010 General Election turnout across Great Britain was 29,691,780, representing 65% of the electorate. The BNP got 563,743 votes working out at 1.9% of the total, not that good really, and a much more realistic picture of the electorate's attitude towards the BNP.
To truly understand the 2010 General Election results, we need to look at the previous one.
In the 2005 General Election turnout across Great Britain was 27,148,510, representing 61% of the electorate. The BNP got 192,745 votes working out at 0.7% of the total.
So the BNP's share of the vote increased between 2005 and 2010, SUCCESS! Well, no. Whilst their share of the vote increased, this doesn't mean anything in terms of getting elected. The BNP applied a unique strategy of 'fling enough shit and some will stick'. They threw out a record 338 candidates, anybody who wanted to stand was allowed. This was the strategy. But a candidate isn't elected on the nationwide total, this is why the Green party focused on Brighton, and successfully gained an MP!
We need to look at the average votes for each BNP candidate:
In 2005 the average votes per candidate for the BNP was 1,647
In 2010 the average votes per candidate for the BNP was 1,663
This represents an increase of an extra 16 votes per candidate.
Which is nothing.
This was all about numbers for Griffin! There was no policy of actually growing in terms of political power, he just needed numbers to plaster all over the website! 338 candidates! 563,743 votes! Wow! Next! The World! It was an absolute waste of money, it costs £500 to stand and if you get less than 5% of the vote, then you lose it. 265 lost deposits cost the BNP £132,500.
The only thing they have to talk about, being careful not to use the word success here, but they certainly seemed to see it as a success, was the 'election' of several parish councillors in 2010-2011. This was a brilliant strategy devised by Clive Jefferson, they looked for seats which were uncontested, and then walked into them. It isn't winning if you're the only one playing Clive!
1,000,000 voted for the BNP! Foam! Foam!
It is a common claim, one often heard if the rights of the BNP are infringed upon, whenever the BNP are publicy attacked, we hear the same old "how can the establishment deny the right of a million people?", "democratically elected", etc. etc. blah. blah. foam. foam. One million endorsed them! Voted for! Support the BNP! ...apparently, or do they?
Firstly, 943,598 people voted for the BNP in the European elections, the one they're referring to. This is actually 56,402 off 1 million, over 56,000 shy of that golden seven digit number. 56,000? That's a lot of people, a lot of votes! If we're just going to casually throw 56,000 votes around like that, then how's about this? I start the Turkey Party, recieve no votes, but round up by 56,000? Which is still 402 off their claim! That would make the Turkey Party Britain's fastest growing political party? 56,000 members all standing up for the rights of Turkeys! Right? Well, no! And it's a ridiculous example, but so is the BNP's claim. Interestingly, the phrase 'Britain's Fastest Growing Political Party' sounds very familiar!
If this was any other organisation, they would round up to 944,000, or 950,000 at a push. Sure, it's getting close to 1,000,000, but it's actually closer to 900,000. So that's that one debunked.
However, this was two years ago! A lot has happened since then. So to claim that 950,000, sorry 1,000,000, would still vote for, and support the BNP is actually quite stupid, and misleading! The BNP leadership wouldn't try to mislead us would they? Surely not.
It is also important to consider that these were the European Elections. Two points to make here; many people don't quite understand them, don't see them as being relevant and use them to give the Government a good kicking. Don't forget, this was at the height of the expenses scandal. They don't really matter that much, I don't even remember who I voted for or what I felt, I might have even voted for the BNP, just for a laugh. Well, I didn't go that far.
The other point to consider is that the BNP are totally opposed to the European Union. They hate it, yet, it's the only damned thing they could get elected to. It must burn the fingertips of the likes of Paul Morris to write MEP after Brons/Griffin. The pride, MEP, wow! But then, the realisation of what it actually means. Member of the European Parliament. Not MP, that would be something, and Nick tried, bless him. Only recently has Nick realised how to play this one, he is now a 'voice of dissent within the European Parliament', well, actually Nick, we already have loads of those, and ones who are doing a lot more than you over there!
Firstly, 943,598 people voted for the BNP in the European elections, the one they're referring to. This is actually 56,402 off 1 million, over 56,000 shy of that golden seven digit number. 56,000? That's a lot of people, a lot of votes! If we're just going to casually throw 56,000 votes around like that, then how's about this? I start the Turkey Party, recieve no votes, but round up by 56,000? Which is still 402 off their claim! That would make the Turkey Party Britain's fastest growing political party? 56,000 members all standing up for the rights of Turkeys! Right? Well, no! And it's a ridiculous example, but so is the BNP's claim. Interestingly, the phrase 'Britain's Fastest Growing Political Party' sounds very familiar!
If this was any other organisation, they would round up to 944,000, or 950,000 at a push. Sure, it's getting close to 1,000,000, but it's actually closer to 900,000. So that's that one debunked.
However, this was two years ago! A lot has happened since then. So to claim that 950,000, sorry 1,000,000, would still vote for, and support the BNP is actually quite stupid, and misleading! The BNP leadership wouldn't try to mislead us would they? Surely not.
It is also important to consider that these were the European Elections. Two points to make here; many people don't quite understand them, don't see them as being relevant and use them to give the Government a good kicking. Don't forget, this was at the height of the expenses scandal. They don't really matter that much, I don't even remember who I voted for or what I felt, I might have even voted for the BNP, just for a laugh. Well, I didn't go that far.
The other point to consider is that the BNP are totally opposed to the European Union. They hate it, yet, it's the only damned thing they could get elected to. It must burn the fingertips of the likes of Paul Morris to write MEP after Brons/Griffin. The pride, MEP, wow! But then, the realisation of what it actually means. Member of the European Parliament. Not MP, that would be something, and Nick tried, bless him. Only recently has Nick realised how to play this one, he is now a 'voice of dissent within the European Parliament', well, actually Nick, we already have loads of those, and ones who are doing a lot more than you over there!
The figures speak for themselves...
Finally getting round to using Twitter here at the Turkey Farm. Still don't quite understand it, but I can see it's potential in drumming up followers and promoting the farm. If anybody wants to add me I think this is how you'll find me http://twitter.com/#!/turkeybreath6
Having a look through this blogs statistics today, and the EDL article still by far the most read on here! The BNP just aren't good for business anymore, which is a shame, because there's plenty more in the pipeline.
Anyone interested in the ongoing charade of a leadership election should go see Griffin's hillarious video! I've always argued he's just a a fat angry man, and this video doesn't do him any favours in dispelling that sentiment!
TB
Having a look through this blogs statistics today, and the EDL article still by far the most read on here! The BNP just aren't good for business anymore, which is a shame, because there's plenty more in the pipeline.
Anyone interested in the ongoing charade of a leadership election should go see Griffin's hillarious video! I've always argued he's just a a fat angry man, and this video doesn't do him any favours in dispelling that sentiment!
TB
Wednesday, 6 July 2011
Nick reveals another 'state sponsored pressure valve'
Nick Griffin's homestead might be in for a cold winter after an incident involving him ripping a 'state sponsored' pressure valve out of his home's heating system.
BNP news reported:
"Nick Griffin MEP discovered a state plot to plant a state sponsored pressure valve in the heart of his political empire. Our gracious leader acted swiftly, destroying the valve to ensure it couldn't leech any votes off the massive BNP political machine.
The plot had all the hallmarks of a LibLabCon conspiracy to confuse voters by offering a phony alternative, one which doesn't have the true intentions of preserving the Indigenous British people at the heart. They will try anything to stop us making our massive gains!
Nick is advising all loyal patriots to open up their boilers and pull out any other state sponsored pressure valves so they can be destroyed. Don't listen to the advice of a qualified Gas-Safe engineer as they're all state agents. Donate now to stop this happening in the future."
Turkey Breath investigated the story: It all started with a routine visit from a gas engineer who informed Jackie their heating system needed a new part if it was to run soundly through the winter. Jackie said "Nick was away on the gravy train, and I didn't want to have a cold winter, I don't know anything about boilers or valves so I told the engineer to do what it takes, I got the company credit card out and let him get on with it, how was I supposed to know he was a state sponsored agent?".
Upon returning home and hearing of the news, Nick was said to be livid, Jackie said "I told him we had a new pressure valve installed and he got all paranoid, asking who installed it and if Clive had given the go ahead for the work. I told him no, but that it was a reputable engineer and that if we hadn't had it done it could have exploded, he didn't want to know, he was sweating and swearing and blaming me for the BNP's electoral decline. Nick pulled the boiler cover off and wrestled the valve out, it was like watching a hungry bear rip open a car door, I haven't seen him so angry and so strong in years! He went outside, got a gun and started shooting at it".
We spoke to the engineer who told us "a boiler can be very dangerous without a pressure valve, it's only a matter of time before it will explode. Fortunately for Nick, he buggered the boiler anyway, so it won't work at all. Seems like a waste of money to me, but if he won't take my word for it what can I do? The payment bounced anyway, I phoned the BNP and they just laughed at me, telling me to join the queue, all seems very unfair".
Jackie had to phone for an emergency engineer to come back out as Nick hadn't shut the gas off, and the house was slowly filling with gasses leaking from the ruined boiler, she added that in order to avoid another state agent getting into their home they're planning on installing several wood burning stoves throughout the house, "we have years worth of BNP court documents to get burning, and the accounts, we should probably get rid of them too".
BNP news reported:
"Nick Griffin MEP discovered a state plot to plant a state sponsored pressure valve in the heart of his political empire. Our gracious leader acted swiftly, destroying the valve to ensure it couldn't leech any votes off the massive BNP political machine.
The plot had all the hallmarks of a LibLabCon conspiracy to confuse voters by offering a phony alternative, one which doesn't have the true intentions of preserving the Indigenous British people at the heart. They will try anything to stop us making our massive gains!
Nick is advising all loyal patriots to open up their boilers and pull out any other state sponsored pressure valves so they can be destroyed. Don't listen to the advice of a qualified Gas-Safe engineer as they're all state agents. Donate now to stop this happening in the future."
Turkey Breath investigated the story: It all started with a routine visit from a gas engineer who informed Jackie their heating system needed a new part if it was to run soundly through the winter. Jackie said "Nick was away on the gravy train, and I didn't want to have a cold winter, I don't know anything about boilers or valves so I told the engineer to do what it takes, I got the company credit card out and let him get on with it, how was I supposed to know he was a state sponsored agent?".
Upon returning home and hearing of the news, Nick was said to be livid, Jackie said "I told him we had a new pressure valve installed and he got all paranoid, asking who installed it and if Clive had given the go ahead for the work. I told him no, but that it was a reputable engineer and that if we hadn't had it done it could have exploded, he didn't want to know, he was sweating and swearing and blaming me for the BNP's electoral decline. Nick pulled the boiler cover off and wrestled the valve out, it was like watching a hungry bear rip open a car door, I haven't seen him so angry and so strong in years! He went outside, got a gun and started shooting at it".
We spoke to the engineer who told us "a boiler can be very dangerous without a pressure valve, it's only a matter of time before it will explode. Fortunately for Nick, he buggered the boiler anyway, so it won't work at all. Seems like a waste of money to me, but if he won't take my word for it what can I do? The payment bounced anyway, I phoned the BNP and they just laughed at me, telling me to join the queue, all seems very unfair".
Jackie had to phone for an emergency engineer to come back out as Nick hadn't shut the gas off, and the house was slowly filling with gasses leaking from the ruined boiler, she added that in order to avoid another state agent getting into their home they're planning on installing several wood burning stoves throughout the house, "we have years worth of BNP court documents to get burning, and the accounts, we should probably get rid of them too".
Friday, 1 July 2011
The BNP's New Musical Venture...
Transcript from an exclusive interview featuring Nick 'The Griffin' Griffin MEP, Cllr. Clive 'Jeffers' Jefferson and Simon D-D-Darby talking about their new music venture on Radio RWB.
Presenter: So then fella's, here we are again, in Simon's bedroom recording yet another interview using some free software, Clive, why don't you start us off with why you're here today?
Clive: Where?
Nick: Well, you see, we decided to form a band, a new band...
Simon: Something rocking!
Presenter: Explain...
Nick: We've all had musical ventures in the past, quite successful ones too, I myself penned several songs on some very successful nationalist CD's we sold, and Clive here, he sings an excellent rendition of 'In the Navy' down at his local on a Friday night, and Simon has spent his Friday nights singing on Singstar with some female activist in the past...
Simon: Young, young female activist Nick...
Presenter: So you all got together and what? Just threw some ideas around? Because you do work together quite a lot, and you're all busy?
Simon: It was difficult getting us all together, but where there's a way there's a will, as they say...
Nick: More or less the case, we knew we wanted to form a band and make some money, we had to come up with a name first though, we had loads of ideas, we all settled on something ending in 'With Attitude', partly because it's original, it's catchy and it can be formed into an acronym making it easy to remember.
Simon: We just had to decide on the other half of the name, this was the tricky part.
Nick: Clive wanted 'Councillors With Attitude' and Simon wanted 'Press Officers with Attitude', I wanted 'British National Party With Attitude'.
Simon: None of them seemed to encompass all three of us, I'm not a member of the BNP any more, so the BNPWA just wouldn't work, nor am I a councillor, we needed something that would really say what we're about, Nick came up with it though...
Presenter: Nationalists With Attitude!
Nick: Yes! Or NWA. This is where it all got exciting,
Simon: N! W! A! It just sounds cool!
Nick: N! W! A!
Clive: N! A! W!
Simon: And with such a 'down with the kids' name we had to then choose names for ourselves, to match it's snazziness, to stitch coolness through the patchwork of our record, we wanted the NWA idea to go beyond music.
Nick: I went for Nick 'The Griffin' Griffin MEP, it really says what I'm about, a legendary creature with the body of a lion and the head and wings of an eagle. As the lion was traditionally considered the king of the beasts and the eagle was the king of the birds, the griffin was thought to be an especially powerful and majestic creature, and Griffins are known for guarding treasure and priceless possessions, so it just worked! You know, it just worked. I didn't even realise it myself, I had to look on Wikipedia to find out what a Griffin was.
Presenter: And what about you Clive?
Clive: Huh?
Simon: Clive's was quite simple, we just used his nick name, and mine came from doing a few demos first, I had trouble choosing a name, it's like choosing a fine £5 wine, but once we had mixed a few tunes, D-D-Darby really seemed to have something about it, something cool and out there, out of the box, you know.
Presenter: Yes, well, the three of you certainly sound cool now, so tell me... where did it go from there?
Nick: Well, you see, we needed money first, so we sent out some letters to the membership asking for something, i don't know, to do with Britain, and when the first £15 came in, after a few months, we went out and bought a microphone, Clive already had a Casio keyboard from years ago and I didn't really need anything but a pen and paper, you know, just to write out the lyrics...
Simon: These things take time, we had an election to win, but we figured, seeing as we did so well in 2009, we could just leave the electioneering to other people and crack on with our music..
Nick: We started writing first, lyrics first and then music is what we said. It worked, we had several songs written in a few hours, I don't know what Joey used to whinge about.
Presenter: Why was Joey Smith not involved on this project?
Nick: We wanted it to be a challenge, he has had such a successful career, selling in excess of ten albums now I believe...
Clive: His mum bought eight of them...
Nick: We wanted it to be difficult, so people couldn't turn around and say, well, you had Joey Smith, there's no wonder you did so well. The left wing press are so mean to us in everything we do, we wanted something they couldn't have a dig at...
Presenter: And what was it that inspired you?
Nick: Money...
Simon: I've always wanted people to like me...
Presenter: But what actually inspired you on this record, what went into the songs?
Nick: Well, you see, modern music is dominated by darkies, and homo's, and other funny types, mostly Americans too, we wanted something British, but we knew it had to sell, otherwise, what's the point? I don't just do something for no return...
Simon: Did that owl sanctuary ever pay you?
Nick: No, legal proceedings are taking place as we speak...
Simon: Good! Fucking owls!
Clive: Is there no food in this house?
Nick: Clive, Simon, please, your leader is talking here...
Simon: You said in this music business we were all equals?
Nick: The music had to be something different too, and our nationalist edge was it, most nationalist music is a bit shit, that last record Joey did, let's say, it's as well it isn't just about the music...
Presenter: So the inspiration came through a lack of British orientated music in Britain?
Nick: Yes, well, there are British acts out there, but they aren't truly British, how many of them can trace their ancestry back to before 1066? The things they sing about aren't British either, we wanted to make sure that British ears were listening to British artists singing about British things.
Simon: And obviously...
Nick: People will listen to a song over and over again and take all the words in, in a way that you would be very lucky to get one in 100 of them to listen to a speech. Music is a very effective way of getting our views across...
Simon: Obviously, our music transcended barriers, it went far beyond nationalist issues, but there was a nationalist core, a beating heart of defiance in every song!
Clive: What does transcend mean?
Simon: Never mind Clive.
Clive: Core? What does core mean?
Simon: Like an apple core...
Presenter: What would you say was the most challenging aspect of this project?
Nick: Finding time, we're all busy, Clive was busy driving the truth truck, Simon is always... what is it you do? and I like to go to Europe to pretend I'm a politician. It was difficult...
Simon: But we did it, we just had to say, right, let's all meet up and get going, it's easier for me I suppose, I don't even have a proper job, but Clive I know is very busy, and Nick is just a demon when it comes to working, he recently won Hardest Working MEP in the BNP you know...
Presenter: Well done Nick!
Nick: Thank you, these things just come naturally to me.
Presenter: So what now? Do you have any interest in the record? Any contracts? Any plans for another record?
Nick: Well of course we have plans for more, we had so much fun doing it, but we'll see how many million we sell first and play it from there before we commit to anything...
Simon: We're still waiting to hear from EMI and some other smaller record companies, but if they aren't interested, we'll go with Great White, we just wanted to give a smaller company a chance first.
Presenter: Who designed the record sleeve?
Nick: Simon did, we wanted something simple. But eye catching.
Simon: I wanted a picture of me on it, next to something British.
Nick; We agreed it had to either have all three of us on, or none of us, and because Clive is quite, well, he isn't very photogenic shall we say, we decided to just have a picture of me on it. I am the face of the BNP, and the British people, I didn't want it to be this way, if it had been down to me, all three of us would be on there, but our marketing team know best, and they said it was the way to go.
Presenter: So beyond music and attitude, coolness and style, what else went into the record?
Simon: Nick wanted to put 1066 songs on there, as a big up yours to the establishment, but we just couldn't do it.
Presenter: You could have named track ten, 66?
Nick: Shit. SHIT. Why didn't you think of that Darby, what do I pay you for!
Presenter: So which is your favourite song, between all three of you, is there one?
Nick: Well, we're all quite fond of 'That Special Lady', we won't mention who she is, but let's just say we're all quite well acquainted with her... if you know what I mean...
Simon: Oh yes, she is a special lady...
Clive: Is she still running RWB or can I do it now?
Presenter: And now we will...
Clive: I WROTE SLEEPING THE TRUTH TRUCK!
Presenter: Ahh yes, track two, explain this one to our listeners...
Nick: After the mellow opening song we wanted something gritty, Clive wrote and composed this one and it slotted in there nicely...
Simon: It's quite a heavy song, we got a lot of pots and pans and some wooden spoons, it makes a good sound, lots of bass.
Presenter: Lyrically, it's quite gruesome, why?
Nick: I haven't listened to it.
Presenter: The bit about using a carrier bag as a toilet.
Nick: What carrier bag?
Clive: Never mind...
Nick: The bag in the truth truck? Oh god... that's what was in that bag?It said Clive on the side, I thought it was food!?
Presenter: OK... One last thing, when is it released guys?
Simon: I'm printing the album covers right now, I ran out of ink, I tried shaking the cartridge but I dropped it and got some on the carpet, so I had to go out and buy some but it was really expensive so I had a look on the internet and found it a lot cheaper but I have to wait an extra five days, I thought it was worth it for a 50p saving.
Presenter: And now, exclusive to RadioRWB: NWA talk us though some of their favourite tracks on their new record:
Simon: Lost in the Meat Section of the Supermarket. This is about buying cheap meat in the supermarket, and it being expensive, it's what I consider cheap expensive meat. I really wanted to let people in on my pain of hovering around waiting for a cheap cut to come out, sometimes, I stick my finger into a pack and take it to the butcher to get it reduced, but sometimes they take it off me and say they can't sell it in that condition, not even reduced, it's very painful for me.
Clive: This was my song about living in the Truth truck, it's called Sleeping in the Truth Truck, and is about having to shit in a pot noodle and eat a carrier bag.. No, shit in a carrier bag and eat pot noodles made with cold water, for weeks on end.
Nick: We are the Indigenous British Champions. Ahh I wrote this one, it is about winning the European Elections back in 2009, it's a song aimed to boost morale amongst our ranks and remind them of the good old days and why they should send me more money, I sing about wanting to destroy the European Parliament from within, and then realising that it's actually quite a cushy number.
Nick: You Never Give me Enough of your Money. Another one about those greedy members, we send out letter after letter and just never get anything back, it costs us more to send them out most of the time.
Nick: Fixing a Hole. This one is about the burden of having to keep a massive farm house and estate in good working condition. Things always need renewing, replacing, fixing etc. It's just a nuisance. I wanted to get this across, so that people everywhere know how hard it is for me and why they send me more money or at least come round and tidy up or something!
Simon: That Special Lady. This is a personal one, written by all three of us, just listen to Clive doing his Beach Boys whaaa-whooo-whoooo-whaaaa in the background, it makes your heart melt. I hope she hears of it and thinks of me.
Nick: Together. Another song aimed at rallying the troops, I sing about how we can all do this together if we have more money, trust is a big thing in politics, and if you can trust us to spend your money on saving the British people then we can save the British people, those indigenous to these islands after the last ice age but before 1066.
Presenter: That's brilliant. Thanks for that. I'm sure our listeners will be rattling the doors of HMV in the morning. OK, one last thing before we go guys, are you aware there is already a music act out there called NWA...
Presenter: So then fella's, here we are again, in Simon's bedroom recording yet another interview using some free software, Clive, why don't you start us off with why you're here today?
Clive: Where?
Nick: Well, you see, we decided to form a band, a new band...
Simon: Something rocking!
Presenter: Explain...
Nick: We've all had musical ventures in the past, quite successful ones too, I myself penned several songs on some very successful nationalist CD's we sold, and Clive here, he sings an excellent rendition of 'In the Navy' down at his local on a Friday night, and Simon has spent his Friday nights singing on Singstar with some female activist in the past...
Simon: Young, young female activist Nick...
Presenter: So you all got together and what? Just threw some ideas around? Because you do work together quite a lot, and you're all busy?
Simon: It was difficult getting us all together, but where there's a way there's a will, as they say...
Nick: More or less the case, we knew we wanted to form a band and make some money, we had to come up with a name first though, we had loads of ideas, we all settled on something ending in 'With Attitude', partly because it's original, it's catchy and it can be formed into an acronym making it easy to remember.
Simon: We just had to decide on the other half of the name, this was the tricky part.
Nick: Clive wanted 'Councillors With Attitude' and Simon wanted 'Press Officers with Attitude', I wanted 'British National Party With Attitude'.
Simon: None of them seemed to encompass all three of us, I'm not a member of the BNP any more, so the BNPWA just wouldn't work, nor am I a councillor, we needed something that would really say what we're about, Nick came up with it though...
Presenter: Nationalists With Attitude!
Nick: Yes! Or NWA. This is where it all got exciting,
Simon: N! W! A! It just sounds cool!
Nick: N! W! A!
Clive: N! A! W!
Simon: And with such a 'down with the kids' name we had to then choose names for ourselves, to match it's snazziness, to stitch coolness through the patchwork of our record, we wanted the NWA idea to go beyond music.
Nick: I went for Nick 'The Griffin' Griffin MEP, it really says what I'm about, a legendary creature with the body of a lion and the head and wings of an eagle. As the lion was traditionally considered the king of the beasts and the eagle was the king of the birds, the griffin was thought to be an especially powerful and majestic creature, and Griffins are known for guarding treasure and priceless possessions, so it just worked! You know, it just worked. I didn't even realise it myself, I had to look on Wikipedia to find out what a Griffin was.
Presenter: And what about you Clive?
Clive: Huh?
Simon: Clive's was quite simple, we just used his nick name, and mine came from doing a few demos first, I had trouble choosing a name, it's like choosing a fine £5 wine, but once we had mixed a few tunes, D-D-Darby really seemed to have something about it, something cool and out there, out of the box, you know.
Presenter: Yes, well, the three of you certainly sound cool now, so tell me... where did it go from there?
Nick: Well, you see, we needed money first, so we sent out some letters to the membership asking for something, i don't know, to do with Britain, and when the first £15 came in, after a few months, we went out and bought a microphone, Clive already had a Casio keyboard from years ago and I didn't really need anything but a pen and paper, you know, just to write out the lyrics...
Simon: These things take time, we had an election to win, but we figured, seeing as we did so well in 2009, we could just leave the electioneering to other people and crack on with our music..
Nick: We started writing first, lyrics first and then music is what we said. It worked, we had several songs written in a few hours, I don't know what Joey used to whinge about.
Presenter: Why was Joey Smith not involved on this project?
Nick: We wanted it to be a challenge, he has had such a successful career, selling in excess of ten albums now I believe...
Clive: His mum bought eight of them...
Nick: We wanted it to be difficult, so people couldn't turn around and say, well, you had Joey Smith, there's no wonder you did so well. The left wing press are so mean to us in everything we do, we wanted something they couldn't have a dig at...
Presenter: And what was it that inspired you?
Nick: Money...
Simon: I've always wanted people to like me...
Presenter: But what actually inspired you on this record, what went into the songs?
Nick: Well, you see, modern music is dominated by darkies, and homo's, and other funny types, mostly Americans too, we wanted something British, but we knew it had to sell, otherwise, what's the point? I don't just do something for no return...
Simon: Did that owl sanctuary ever pay you?
Nick: No, legal proceedings are taking place as we speak...
Simon: Good! Fucking owls!
Clive: Is there no food in this house?
Nick: Clive, Simon, please, your leader is talking here...
Simon: You said in this music business we were all equals?
Nick: The music had to be something different too, and our nationalist edge was it, most nationalist music is a bit shit, that last record Joey did, let's say, it's as well it isn't just about the music...
Presenter: So the inspiration came through a lack of British orientated music in Britain?
Nick: Yes, well, there are British acts out there, but they aren't truly British, how many of them can trace their ancestry back to before 1066? The things they sing about aren't British either, we wanted to make sure that British ears were listening to British artists singing about British things.
Simon: And obviously...
Nick: People will listen to a song over and over again and take all the words in, in a way that you would be very lucky to get one in 100 of them to listen to a speech. Music is a very effective way of getting our views across...
Simon: Obviously, our music transcended barriers, it went far beyond nationalist issues, but there was a nationalist core, a beating heart of defiance in every song!
Clive: What does transcend mean?
Simon: Never mind Clive.
Clive: Core? What does core mean?
Simon: Like an apple core...
Presenter: What would you say was the most challenging aspect of this project?
Nick: Finding time, we're all busy, Clive was busy driving the truth truck, Simon is always... what is it you do? and I like to go to Europe to pretend I'm a politician. It was difficult...
Simon: But we did it, we just had to say, right, let's all meet up and get going, it's easier for me I suppose, I don't even have a proper job, but Clive I know is very busy, and Nick is just a demon when it comes to working, he recently won Hardest Working MEP in the BNP you know...
Presenter: Well done Nick!
Nick: Thank you, these things just come naturally to me.
Presenter: So what now? Do you have any interest in the record? Any contracts? Any plans for another record?
Nick: Well of course we have plans for more, we had so much fun doing it, but we'll see how many million we sell first and play it from there before we commit to anything...
Simon: We're still waiting to hear from EMI and some other smaller record companies, but if they aren't interested, we'll go with Great White, we just wanted to give a smaller company a chance first.
Presenter: Who designed the record sleeve?
Nick: Simon did, we wanted something simple. But eye catching.
Simon: I wanted a picture of me on it, next to something British.
Nick; We agreed it had to either have all three of us on, or none of us, and because Clive is quite, well, he isn't very photogenic shall we say, we decided to just have a picture of me on it. I am the face of the BNP, and the British people, I didn't want it to be this way, if it had been down to me, all three of us would be on there, but our marketing team know best, and they said it was the way to go.
Presenter: So beyond music and attitude, coolness and style, what else went into the record?
Simon: Nick wanted to put 1066 songs on there, as a big up yours to the establishment, but we just couldn't do it.
Presenter: You could have named track ten, 66?
Nick: Shit. SHIT. Why didn't you think of that Darby, what do I pay you for!
Presenter: So which is your favourite song, between all three of you, is there one?
Nick: Well, we're all quite fond of 'That Special Lady', we won't mention who she is, but let's just say we're all quite well acquainted with her... if you know what I mean...
Simon: Oh yes, she is a special lady...
Clive: Is she still running RWB or can I do it now?
Presenter: And now we will...
Clive: I WROTE SLEEPING THE TRUTH TRUCK!
Presenter: Ahh yes, track two, explain this one to our listeners...
Nick: After the mellow opening song we wanted something gritty, Clive wrote and composed this one and it slotted in there nicely...
Simon: It's quite a heavy song, we got a lot of pots and pans and some wooden spoons, it makes a good sound, lots of bass.
Presenter: Lyrically, it's quite gruesome, why?
Nick: I haven't listened to it.
Presenter: The bit about using a carrier bag as a toilet.
Nick: What carrier bag?
Clive: Never mind...
Nick: The bag in the truth truck? Oh god... that's what was in that bag?It said Clive on the side, I thought it was food!?
Presenter: OK... One last thing, when is it released guys?
Simon: I'm printing the album covers right now, I ran out of ink, I tried shaking the cartridge but I dropped it and got some on the carpet, so I had to go out and buy some but it was really expensive so I had a look on the internet and found it a lot cheaper but I have to wait an extra five days, I thought it was worth it for a 50p saving.
Presenter: And now, exclusive to RadioRWB: NWA talk us though some of their favourite tracks on their new record:
Simon: Lost in the Meat Section of the Supermarket. This is about buying cheap meat in the supermarket, and it being expensive, it's what I consider cheap expensive meat. I really wanted to let people in on my pain of hovering around waiting for a cheap cut to come out, sometimes, I stick my finger into a pack and take it to the butcher to get it reduced, but sometimes they take it off me and say they can't sell it in that condition, not even reduced, it's very painful for me.
Clive: This was my song about living in the Truth truck, it's called Sleeping in the Truth Truck, and is about having to shit in a pot noodle and eat a carrier bag.. No, shit in a carrier bag and eat pot noodles made with cold water, for weeks on end.
Nick: We are the Indigenous British Champions. Ahh I wrote this one, it is about winning the European Elections back in 2009, it's a song aimed to boost morale amongst our ranks and remind them of the good old days and why they should send me more money, I sing about wanting to destroy the European Parliament from within, and then realising that it's actually quite a cushy number.
Nick: You Never Give me Enough of your Money. Another one about those greedy members, we send out letter after letter and just never get anything back, it costs us more to send them out most of the time.
Nick: Fixing a Hole. This one is about the burden of having to keep a massive farm house and estate in good working condition. Things always need renewing, replacing, fixing etc. It's just a nuisance. I wanted to get this across, so that people everywhere know how hard it is for me and why they send me more money or at least come round and tidy up or something!
Simon: That Special Lady. This is a personal one, written by all three of us, just listen to Clive doing his Beach Boys whaaa-whooo-whoooo-whaaaa in the background, it makes your heart melt. I hope she hears of it and thinks of me.
Nick: Together. Another song aimed at rallying the troops, I sing about how we can all do this together if we have more money, trust is a big thing in politics, and if you can trust us to spend your money on saving the British people then we can save the British people, those indigenous to these islands after the last ice age but before 1066.
Presenter: That's brilliant. Thanks for that. I'm sure our listeners will be rattling the doors of HMV in the morning. OK, one last thing before we go guys, are you aware there is already a music act out there called NWA...
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