Turns out Simon 'Eyebrows' Darby has been buying cheap imported turkey! An absolute outrage and one which won't go unpunished in the future when the Turkey Party are in power!
Simon runs a crappy chain of turkey takeaway restaurants called BFT (British Fried Turkey), we at the farm have contacted him several times trying to get him to buy British turkey, however, he won't budge! He claims he can get cheaper turkey imported from across the globe! An absolute fucking outrage!
Interesting, considering the BNP ran a British Jobs for British Workers back in 2009, and more recently, a British Turkeys for British Turkey Restaurants campaign! Fucking hypocrites! Very similar to the case where the BNP were having products made abroad whilst pushing their British Jobs for British Workers campaign!
Gobble Gobble Darby, we're watching you, and your fucking eyebrows!
Tuesday, 19 July 2011
Thursday, 14 July 2011
Getting my gobble on...
New to Twitter here at the Turkey Farm, however, I like the way I can randomly gobble gobble at various people. Today I've already gobble gobbled Simon Darby and Nick Griffin.
I'm sure there's a way they can stop me. Shame. I might start my own version of Twitter, one where it's socially acceptable to gobble gobble people.
I'm sure there's a way they can stop me. Shame. I might start my own version of Twitter, one where it's socially acceptable to gobble gobble people.
Why I fully support Nick Griffin MEP
Simon 'Eyebrows' Darby has publicly got involved with the leadership election, making a strange statement on his blog. However, he makes an interesting point in saying "the pressure of the job would probably finish him [Brons] off" - which got me thinking... Now I don't expect Brons to win, even if 90% voted for Brons, the Griffin would find a way round it, however, I have been worrying that should Bronsw in and turn the BNP around, he might actually make them something more akin to a functioning and performing political party.
I don't want this, as far as I'm concerned the BNP is doing just fine destroying itself from within. Furthermore, an effective BNP would make extra work for me, which I don't want. Nobody likes extra work.
The BNP with Griffin at the helm is doing all the work for us, Butler has listed a load of Griffin gaffes just this very morning, and the fact is, you can't get this kind of stupidity anywhere else. Griffin is so out of touch with reality and with the 'cause' that he is just crashing through things surrounded by a bunch of neandathals telling him he is doing fine. Who in their right mind would allow a Granny Porn Star to organise a family event?
The fact is: if Brons were to lead the BNP, our lives might just become more difficult. His election video was much more professional and tackled the key points of turning the BNP around, where as Griffin's involved him throwing a book around.
I am confident Griffin will win, he has a small (but vocal) core of crackpot supporters and a dim but determined team working hard to ensure that the election goes in his favour.
This is why I fully support Nick Griffin MEP in the BNP Leadership Election!
One other thought, this is a win-win situation. If Griffin remains chairman then the BNP are doomed, and if Brons becomes chairman, he'll probably die from the pressure. Pressure of what I'm not so sure, what pressure Simon? The pressure of squireling money away?
I don't want this, as far as I'm concerned the BNP is doing just fine destroying itself from within. Furthermore, an effective BNP would make extra work for me, which I don't want. Nobody likes extra work.
The BNP with Griffin at the helm is doing all the work for us, Butler has listed a load of Griffin gaffes just this very morning, and the fact is, you can't get this kind of stupidity anywhere else. Griffin is so out of touch with reality and with the 'cause' that he is just crashing through things surrounded by a bunch of neandathals telling him he is doing fine. Who in their right mind would allow a Granny Porn Star to organise a family event?
The fact is: if Brons were to lead the BNP, our lives might just become more difficult. His election video was much more professional and tackled the key points of turning the BNP around, where as Griffin's involved him throwing a book around.
I am confident Griffin will win, he has a small (but vocal) core of crackpot supporters and a dim but determined team working hard to ensure that the election goes in his favour.
This is why I fully support Nick Griffin MEP in the BNP Leadership Election!
One other thought, this is a win-win situation. If Griffin remains chairman then the BNP are doomed, and if Brons becomes chairman, he'll probably die from the pressure. Pressure of what I'm not so sure, what pressure Simon? The pressure of squireling money away?
Wednesday, 13 July 2011
The Bigger Picture in 2011
(This is a follow up to the previous article.)
In order to show how irrelevant the 2009 European Elections are, and the claim that 1,000,000 people support / voted for the BNP, let's gather some more recent numbers. In the 2011 local elections the BNP didn't even appear on the radar. They were wiped out of Stoke on Trent, all five councillors were lost. They were only defending 13 seats nationwide and lost a massive 11 of these. Not a single new seat was gained.
In the 2009 European Elections turnout across Great Britain was 15,136,932, representing 34% of the electorate. The BNP got 943,598 votes working out at just over 6.2% of the total, not bad really.
In the 2010 General Election turnout across Great Britain was 29,691,780, representing 65% of the electorate. The BNP got 563,743 votes working out at 1.9% of the total, not that good really, and a much more realistic picture of the electorate's attitude towards the BNP.
To truly understand the 2010 General Election results, we need to look at the previous one.
In the 2005 General Election turnout across Great Britain was 27,148,510, representing 61% of the electorate. The BNP got 192,745 votes working out at 0.7% of the total.
So the BNP's share of the vote increased between 2005 and 2010, SUCCESS! Well, no. Whilst their share of the vote increased, this doesn't mean anything in terms of getting elected. The BNP applied a unique strategy of 'fling enough shit and some will stick'. They threw out a record 338 candidates, anybody who wanted to stand was allowed. This was the strategy. But a candidate isn't elected on the nationwide total, this is why the Green party focused on Brighton, and successfully gained an MP!
We need to look at the average votes for each BNP candidate:
In 2005 the average votes per candidate for the BNP was 1,647
In 2010 the average votes per candidate for the BNP was 1,663
This represents an increase of an extra 16 votes per candidate.
Which is nothing.
This was all about numbers for Griffin! There was no policy of actually growing in terms of political power, he just needed numbers to plaster all over the website! 338 candidates! 563,743 votes! Wow! Next! The World! It was an absolute waste of money, it costs £500 to stand and if you get less than 5% of the vote, then you lose it. 265 lost deposits cost the BNP £132,500.
The only thing they have to talk about, being careful not to use the word success here, but they certainly seemed to see it as a success, was the 'election' of several parish councillors in 2010-2011. This was a brilliant strategy devised by Clive Jefferson, they looked for seats which were uncontested, and then walked into them. It isn't winning if you're the only one playing Clive!
In order to show how irrelevant the 2009 European Elections are, and the claim that 1,000,000 people support / voted for the BNP, let's gather some more recent numbers. In the 2011 local elections the BNP didn't even appear on the radar. They were wiped out of Stoke on Trent, all five councillors were lost. They were only defending 13 seats nationwide and lost a massive 11 of these. Not a single new seat was gained.
In the 2009 European Elections turnout across Great Britain was 15,136,932, representing 34% of the electorate. The BNP got 943,598 votes working out at just over 6.2% of the total, not bad really.
In the 2010 General Election turnout across Great Britain was 29,691,780, representing 65% of the electorate. The BNP got 563,743 votes working out at 1.9% of the total, not that good really, and a much more realistic picture of the electorate's attitude towards the BNP.
To truly understand the 2010 General Election results, we need to look at the previous one.
In the 2005 General Election turnout across Great Britain was 27,148,510, representing 61% of the electorate. The BNP got 192,745 votes working out at 0.7% of the total.
So the BNP's share of the vote increased between 2005 and 2010, SUCCESS! Well, no. Whilst their share of the vote increased, this doesn't mean anything in terms of getting elected. The BNP applied a unique strategy of 'fling enough shit and some will stick'. They threw out a record 338 candidates, anybody who wanted to stand was allowed. This was the strategy. But a candidate isn't elected on the nationwide total, this is why the Green party focused on Brighton, and successfully gained an MP!
We need to look at the average votes for each BNP candidate:
In 2005 the average votes per candidate for the BNP was 1,647
In 2010 the average votes per candidate for the BNP was 1,663
This represents an increase of an extra 16 votes per candidate.
Which is nothing.
This was all about numbers for Griffin! There was no policy of actually growing in terms of political power, he just needed numbers to plaster all over the website! 338 candidates! 563,743 votes! Wow! Next! The World! It was an absolute waste of money, it costs £500 to stand and if you get less than 5% of the vote, then you lose it. 265 lost deposits cost the BNP £132,500.
The only thing they have to talk about, being careful not to use the word success here, but they certainly seemed to see it as a success, was the 'election' of several parish councillors in 2010-2011. This was a brilliant strategy devised by Clive Jefferson, they looked for seats which were uncontested, and then walked into them. It isn't winning if you're the only one playing Clive!
1,000,000 voted for the BNP! Foam! Foam!
It is a common claim, one often heard if the rights of the BNP are infringed upon, whenever the BNP are publicy attacked, we hear the same old "how can the establishment deny the right of a million people?", "democratically elected", etc. etc. blah. blah. foam. foam. One million endorsed them! Voted for! Support the BNP! ...apparently, or do they?
Firstly, 943,598 people voted for the BNP in the European elections, the one they're referring to. This is actually 56,402 off 1 million, over 56,000 shy of that golden seven digit number. 56,000? That's a lot of people, a lot of votes! If we're just going to casually throw 56,000 votes around like that, then how's about this? I start the Turkey Party, recieve no votes, but round up by 56,000? Which is still 402 off their claim! That would make the Turkey Party Britain's fastest growing political party? 56,000 members all standing up for the rights of Turkeys! Right? Well, no! And it's a ridiculous example, but so is the BNP's claim. Interestingly, the phrase 'Britain's Fastest Growing Political Party' sounds very familiar!
If this was any other organisation, they would round up to 944,000, or 950,000 at a push. Sure, it's getting close to 1,000,000, but it's actually closer to 900,000. So that's that one debunked.
However, this was two years ago! A lot has happened since then. So to claim that 950,000, sorry 1,000,000, would still vote for, and support the BNP is actually quite stupid, and misleading! The BNP leadership wouldn't try to mislead us would they? Surely not.
It is also important to consider that these were the European Elections. Two points to make here; many people don't quite understand them, don't see them as being relevant and use them to give the Government a good kicking. Don't forget, this was at the height of the expenses scandal. They don't really matter that much, I don't even remember who I voted for or what I felt, I might have even voted for the BNP, just for a laugh. Well, I didn't go that far.
The other point to consider is that the BNP are totally opposed to the European Union. They hate it, yet, it's the only damned thing they could get elected to. It must burn the fingertips of the likes of Paul Morris to write MEP after Brons/Griffin. The pride, MEP, wow! But then, the realisation of what it actually means. Member of the European Parliament. Not MP, that would be something, and Nick tried, bless him. Only recently has Nick realised how to play this one, he is now a 'voice of dissent within the European Parliament', well, actually Nick, we already have loads of those, and ones who are doing a lot more than you over there!
Firstly, 943,598 people voted for the BNP in the European elections, the one they're referring to. This is actually 56,402 off 1 million, over 56,000 shy of that golden seven digit number. 56,000? That's a lot of people, a lot of votes! If we're just going to casually throw 56,000 votes around like that, then how's about this? I start the Turkey Party, recieve no votes, but round up by 56,000? Which is still 402 off their claim! That would make the Turkey Party Britain's fastest growing political party? 56,000 members all standing up for the rights of Turkeys! Right? Well, no! And it's a ridiculous example, but so is the BNP's claim. Interestingly, the phrase 'Britain's Fastest Growing Political Party' sounds very familiar!
If this was any other organisation, they would round up to 944,000, or 950,000 at a push. Sure, it's getting close to 1,000,000, but it's actually closer to 900,000. So that's that one debunked.
However, this was two years ago! A lot has happened since then. So to claim that 950,000, sorry 1,000,000, would still vote for, and support the BNP is actually quite stupid, and misleading! The BNP leadership wouldn't try to mislead us would they? Surely not.
It is also important to consider that these were the European Elections. Two points to make here; many people don't quite understand them, don't see them as being relevant and use them to give the Government a good kicking. Don't forget, this was at the height of the expenses scandal. They don't really matter that much, I don't even remember who I voted for or what I felt, I might have even voted for the BNP, just for a laugh. Well, I didn't go that far.
The other point to consider is that the BNP are totally opposed to the European Union. They hate it, yet, it's the only damned thing they could get elected to. It must burn the fingertips of the likes of Paul Morris to write MEP after Brons/Griffin. The pride, MEP, wow! But then, the realisation of what it actually means. Member of the European Parliament. Not MP, that would be something, and Nick tried, bless him. Only recently has Nick realised how to play this one, he is now a 'voice of dissent within the European Parliament', well, actually Nick, we already have loads of those, and ones who are doing a lot more than you over there!
The figures speak for themselves...
Finally getting round to using Twitter here at the Turkey Farm. Still don't quite understand it, but I can see it's potential in drumming up followers and promoting the farm. If anybody wants to add me I think this is how you'll find me http://twitter.com/#!/turkeybreath6
Having a look through this blogs statistics today, and the EDL article still by far the most read on here! The BNP just aren't good for business anymore, which is a shame, because there's plenty more in the pipeline.
Anyone interested in the ongoing charade of a leadership election should go see Griffin's hillarious video! I've always argued he's just a a fat angry man, and this video doesn't do him any favours in dispelling that sentiment!
TB
Having a look through this blogs statistics today, and the EDL article still by far the most read on here! The BNP just aren't good for business anymore, which is a shame, because there's plenty more in the pipeline.
Anyone interested in the ongoing charade of a leadership election should go see Griffin's hillarious video! I've always argued he's just a a fat angry man, and this video doesn't do him any favours in dispelling that sentiment!
TB
Wednesday, 6 July 2011
Nick reveals another 'state sponsored pressure valve'
Nick Griffin's homestead might be in for a cold winter after an incident involving him ripping a 'state sponsored' pressure valve out of his home's heating system.
BNP news reported:
"Nick Griffin MEP discovered a state plot to plant a state sponsored pressure valve in the heart of his political empire. Our gracious leader acted swiftly, destroying the valve to ensure it couldn't leech any votes off the massive BNP political machine.
The plot had all the hallmarks of a LibLabCon conspiracy to confuse voters by offering a phony alternative, one which doesn't have the true intentions of preserving the Indigenous British people at the heart. They will try anything to stop us making our massive gains!
Nick is advising all loyal patriots to open up their boilers and pull out any other state sponsored pressure valves so they can be destroyed. Don't listen to the advice of a qualified Gas-Safe engineer as they're all state agents. Donate now to stop this happening in the future."
Turkey Breath investigated the story: It all started with a routine visit from a gas engineer who informed Jackie their heating system needed a new part if it was to run soundly through the winter. Jackie said "Nick was away on the gravy train, and I didn't want to have a cold winter, I don't know anything about boilers or valves so I told the engineer to do what it takes, I got the company credit card out and let him get on with it, how was I supposed to know he was a state sponsored agent?".
Upon returning home and hearing of the news, Nick was said to be livid, Jackie said "I told him we had a new pressure valve installed and he got all paranoid, asking who installed it and if Clive had given the go ahead for the work. I told him no, but that it was a reputable engineer and that if we hadn't had it done it could have exploded, he didn't want to know, he was sweating and swearing and blaming me for the BNP's electoral decline. Nick pulled the boiler cover off and wrestled the valve out, it was like watching a hungry bear rip open a car door, I haven't seen him so angry and so strong in years! He went outside, got a gun and started shooting at it".
We spoke to the engineer who told us "a boiler can be very dangerous without a pressure valve, it's only a matter of time before it will explode. Fortunately for Nick, he buggered the boiler anyway, so it won't work at all. Seems like a waste of money to me, but if he won't take my word for it what can I do? The payment bounced anyway, I phoned the BNP and they just laughed at me, telling me to join the queue, all seems very unfair".
Jackie had to phone for an emergency engineer to come back out as Nick hadn't shut the gas off, and the house was slowly filling with gasses leaking from the ruined boiler, she added that in order to avoid another state agent getting into their home they're planning on installing several wood burning stoves throughout the house, "we have years worth of BNP court documents to get burning, and the accounts, we should probably get rid of them too".
BNP news reported:
"Nick Griffin MEP discovered a state plot to plant a state sponsored pressure valve in the heart of his political empire. Our gracious leader acted swiftly, destroying the valve to ensure it couldn't leech any votes off the massive BNP political machine.
The plot had all the hallmarks of a LibLabCon conspiracy to confuse voters by offering a phony alternative, one which doesn't have the true intentions of preserving the Indigenous British people at the heart. They will try anything to stop us making our massive gains!
Nick is advising all loyal patriots to open up their boilers and pull out any other state sponsored pressure valves so they can be destroyed. Don't listen to the advice of a qualified Gas-Safe engineer as they're all state agents. Donate now to stop this happening in the future."
Turkey Breath investigated the story: It all started with a routine visit from a gas engineer who informed Jackie their heating system needed a new part if it was to run soundly through the winter. Jackie said "Nick was away on the gravy train, and I didn't want to have a cold winter, I don't know anything about boilers or valves so I told the engineer to do what it takes, I got the company credit card out and let him get on with it, how was I supposed to know he was a state sponsored agent?".
Upon returning home and hearing of the news, Nick was said to be livid, Jackie said "I told him we had a new pressure valve installed and he got all paranoid, asking who installed it and if Clive had given the go ahead for the work. I told him no, but that it was a reputable engineer and that if we hadn't had it done it could have exploded, he didn't want to know, he was sweating and swearing and blaming me for the BNP's electoral decline. Nick pulled the boiler cover off and wrestled the valve out, it was like watching a hungry bear rip open a car door, I haven't seen him so angry and so strong in years! He went outside, got a gun and started shooting at it".
We spoke to the engineer who told us "a boiler can be very dangerous without a pressure valve, it's only a matter of time before it will explode. Fortunately for Nick, he buggered the boiler anyway, so it won't work at all. Seems like a waste of money to me, but if he won't take my word for it what can I do? The payment bounced anyway, I phoned the BNP and they just laughed at me, telling me to join the queue, all seems very unfair".
Jackie had to phone for an emergency engineer to come back out as Nick hadn't shut the gas off, and the house was slowly filling with gasses leaking from the ruined boiler, she added that in order to avoid another state agent getting into their home they're planning on installing several wood burning stoves throughout the house, "we have years worth of BNP court documents to get burning, and the accounts, we should probably get rid of them too".
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