EDL FEELING ASHAMED AND ANGERED BY LONDON RIOTS

EDL FEELING ASHAMED AND ANGERED BY LONDON RIOTS.

The Edl leadership have expressed their dismay and anger at the crowds which trashed, burned and looted parts of the capital and other areas of the country.

Their leader, Tommy Robinson said in an interview "we just can't do it like that, we feel inadequate, I've been watching it unfold on the news and there are some genuinely impressive scenes, masses of people trashing anything in sight, there is passion, there is energy!" Robinson vented his frustration and took notes on the way in which the riots were organised, he said "how they mobilized themselves is beyond me, we set up coaches, arrange stewards, meeting points, and yet we could only dream of causing such damage, we pale in insignificance, we'll be the next BNP and me the next Griffin. Oh fucking hell. I'm genuinely ashamed of my organisation, we've let ourselves down massively, all I can do is apologise to my followers and try to better these riots on our next demo".

The EDL, despite claiming to be a peaceful organisation, are notorious for their drunken town centre smash ups, which they arrange to protest against militant Islam and to stand up for true British values. In the past they have attacked shoppers, smashed windows and caused thousands of pounds worth of damage. On their website they list their crowning achievement as smashing up a family restaurant and chasing its customers into the back.

Robinson has vowed to do one better, adding that "any looters or arsonists are welcome to come and join us, show us how it's done lads!!".

The figures speak for themselves...

Finally getting round to using Twitter here at the Turkey Farm. Still don't quite understand it, but I can see it's potential in drumming up followers and promoting the farm. If anybody wants to add me I think this is how you'll find me http://twitter.com/#!/turkeybreath6

Having a look through this blogs statistics today, and the EDL article still by far the most read on here! The BNP just aren't good for business anymore, which is a shame, because there's plenty more in the pipeline.

Anyone interested in the ongoing charade of a leadership election should go see Griffin's hillarious video! I've always argued he's just a a fat angry man, and this video doesn't do him any favours in dispelling that sentiment!

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Stats!

The EDL Acronym article has certainly boosted traffic to the Turkey Farm this last week! Loads coming in from Twitter and the British Democracy Forum! I only send the articles to Lancaster Unity, and they spread from there. Interestingly, the always end up on the BDF very sharpish, more on that in a minute. I guess people have no interest in the BNP any more? Oh well, I'll still gobble them now and again, working on a long one as I type, all about Nick, Clive and Eyebrows.

It seems that on the BDF it is considered 'treacherous' to read opposing blogs / opinion. Turkey Breath would like to point out that he spends more time reading far-right news / blogs / bullshit than he does anything else. How else can you really gain an insight into your topic / enemy? I thoroughly believe if you're confident in your conviction and opinion then it doesn't hurt to read what others are saying about you and your cause? It is in fact beneficial and illuminating, allowing you to not only get news fast but also balance truth to some degree. Clearly, some of the more 'boneheaded' types amongst us aren't so confident and thus choose to only read what they believe to be 'safe'. I can't blame them, it must be so easy being ignorant. I myself used to hate chickens, ahhhh gobble gobble they get all the glory, all year round people want chicken!

If it wasn't for this desire to learn and understand, I wouldn't have witnessed the breakdown of Paul 'Green Arrow' Morris. I mean, you can go read through his British Resistance website right now and see all the articles, but it wouldn't be the same; logging on every day to see if he has posted a new article. All he wanted was his hero, Nick Griffin MEP, mustn't forget the MEP bit, to make everything all right, and as he opened his eyes to his betrayal, it only got worse, the greatest being the granny pornstar issue! And then the BNP officially banned its members from his website! I always thought it would be Nick and Paul in the bunker together, with Darby, Jefferson etc. off cosying up to someone new, but no, now the Green Arrow is a shining light of wider British Nationalism, appealing for somebody to save the BNP. Or some shit like that.

The hillarious thing with Morris is, he still can't just accept that the BNP attracts morons, thugs, crooks etc. and that these are the reason the BNP is falling apart. He is still blaming the left for its implosion, although now instead of throwing accusations at anybody who doesn't support the BNP, it's now thrown at people who don't support him. And who is he really? A fat guy living in a caravan writing an angry blog reminiscing about the good old days, good old says even he doesn't understand? Paul, when you get kicked off the camp site, you can always come live on the Turkey Farm! Free twizzlers! Gobble Gobble!

Turkey Breath Out.
Gobble Gobble.

EDL Acronym Trouble: Forgetting Who They Are?

It seems the English Defence League (EDL) have been having an identity crisis. Their members, many of whom have trouble spelling their own first name, have got themselves confused over their own 'organisations' acronym. Recently heard chanting “E L D!” during a town centre smash up, it was speculated the organisation had changed their name, however, it turns out it's a simple case of them all being a bit thick.

It was thought the constant chanting of “E E E D L” for hours on end, was a battle cry of some sort, to make their presence known when vandalising town centres and intimidating shoppers. However, it now appears this is a method, introduced by the leadership, for helping the membership remember the complicated three letter acronym.

Facebook posts are a gold mine of EDL cock-ups, some of the best include; “ELD All The Way! No Surrender”, “ELD til I die!”, “E-On Yeah!! No to Islammyfication” and “DEL Forever, No Surrender”. Whilst some could possibly be put down to typos, a number of EDL supporters have been seen sporting ELD tattoos and wearing ELD clothing, and a source reported that the EDL leadership spent thousands manufacturing ELD merchandise, which is now for sale online.

Tommy Robinson, the leader, has blamed the crisis on the BNP's leader Nick Griffin. He said in a statement: “This is all his (Nick Griffin's) fault, when he started saying we were a state sponsored pressure valve, we had to sit down and think, what's a pressure valve? And we had to think, why a state sponsored one? We just didn't understand it, we still don't. All this thinking made us stop chanting and we forgot what the acronym was.”

Robinson later claimed the “new range of ELD merchandise” is for the new EDL French Division, he said “the French say things the other way round so you see it's actually quite clever”. This resulted in a backlash from EDL supporters, ranting via Facebook “them dirty frogs aren't even English so they can't join our defence league, if they want a French Defence League then fine, but no way are we having a French Division, it just isn't democratic!”.

When we phoned for comment, the spokesperson asked us what an acronym was and if it was poisonous, “I heard we've been having trouble with em and I don't want to get hurt or owt, tha knows, I ant even got me feet on the floor just in case".

Police on the lookout for attacker wearing EDL t-shirt...

Police are trying to find a thug who violently assaulted an Asian man in a shopping centre. The attack, which happened in the Wheatsheaf Centre in Rochdale town centre, was unprovoked and witnessed by several people. He was chased away by security guards after pressing a ballpoint pen in to the face of the man and racially abusing him for several minutes, “he ran like a big pansy” said a witness, stopping only to pick up his Nokia 3310 that he dropped.

The police, going on descriptions of the man, are looking for a balding, meat-head type person, described as a 'neandathall' by one witness. By sheer coincidence, the man was wearing an 'EDL Stockport' t-shirt.
To suggest the man is an EDL supporter would be absurd, as the attack was both racially motivated and violent, where as the EDL are a none violent and none racist organisation, as demonstrated by their peaceful protests up and down the country: protests which involve vandalising cars, intimidating shoppers, smashing windows and pissing up the side of Nottingham Castle.

We rang the EDL for comment, but could only hear people chanting back down the phone. Darren Hillsborough, a leading anti fascist campaigner explained to us that these incidents are mere coincidences, and couldn't be attributed to the EDL. “Their ideals are of protecting an English way of life, they don't cause any trouble, most people don't even know they have been” he said, adding that the man possibly found the t-shirt in the street, or bought it off Ebay without understanding what the logo was about.

This assault joins a long list of incidents involving people who aren't associated with the EDL causing violent and racially motivated crimes when the EDL are nearby. A man from West Bromwich, who just so happened to catch a coach all the way to Blackburn (110 miles), where there just so happened to be an EDL rally, was recently convicted of punching a police horse several times and for trying to drag the officer off the animal.
Of course, these incidents are just massive coincidences that just happen to take place when the EDL are in town.

If you recognise the bone head in the photo, then please contact...

Call police on 0161 856 9961 or Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.

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(It turns out that the thug in this article has since been arrested and charged.)

Man charged following racist attack in town centre

A man has been charged after a racist attack on an Asian man in Rochdale town centre.

Wayne Peter Taylor, 44, of Stock Close, was charged with racially aggravated common assault.

He is due to appear at Rochdale Magistrates Court on Monday 20 June 2011.

At about 4.00pm on Monday 9 May 2011, the victim, a 31-year-old Asian man was threatened a number of times in the Wheatsheaf Centre on Yorkshire Street.

Source: Lancaster Unity / Manchester Evening News
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