The BNP's New Musical Venture...

Transcript from an exclusive interview featuring Nick 'The Griffin' Griffin MEP, Cllr. Clive 'Jeffers' Jefferson and Simon D-D-Darby talking about their new music venture on Radio RWB.

Presenter: So then fella's, here we are again, in Simon's bedroom recording yet another interview using some free software, Clive, why don't you start us off with why you're here today?

Clive: Where? 

Nick: Well, you see, we decided to form a band, a new band...

Simon: Something rocking!

Presenter: Explain...

Nick: We've all had musical ventures in the past, quite successful ones too, I myself penned several songs on some very successful nationalist CD's we sold, and Clive here, he sings an excellent rendition of 'In the Navy' down at his local on a Friday night, and Simon has spent his Friday nights singing on Singstar with some female activist in the past...

Simon: Young, young female activist Nick...

Presenter: So you all got together and what? Just threw some ideas around? Because you do work together quite a lot, and you're all busy?

Simon: It was difficult getting us all together, but where there's a way there's a will, as they say...

Nick: More or less the case, we knew we wanted to form a band and make some money, we had to come up with a name first though, we had loads of ideas, we all settled on something ending in 'With Attitude', partly because it's original, it's catchy and it can be formed into an acronym making it easy to remember.

Simon: We just had to decide on the other half of the name, this was the tricky part.

Nick: Clive wanted 'Councillors With Attitude' and Simon wanted 'Press Officers with Attitude', I wanted 'British National Party With Attitude'.

Simon: None of them seemed to encompass all three of us, I'm not a member of the BNP any more, so the BNPWA just wouldn't work, nor am I a councillor, we needed something that would really say what we're about, Nick came up with it though...

Presenter: Nationalists With Attitude!

Nick: Yes! Or NWA. This is where it all got exciting,

Simon: N! W! A! It just sounds cool!

Nick: N! W! A! 

Clive: N! A! W!

Simon: And with such a 'down with the kids' name we had to then choose names for ourselves, to match it's snazziness, to stitch coolness through the patchwork of our record, we wanted the NWA idea to go beyond music.

Nick: I went for Nick 'The Griffin' Griffin MEP, it really says what I'm about, a legendary creature with the body of a lion and the head and wings of an eagle. As the lion was traditionally considered the king of the beasts and the eagle was the king of the birds, the griffin was thought to be an especially powerful and majestic creature, and Griffins are known for guarding treasure and priceless possessions, so it just worked! You know, it just worked. I didn't even realise it myself, I had to look on Wikipedia to find out what a Griffin was.


Presenter: And what about you Clive?

Clive: Huh?

Simon: Clive's was quite simple, we just used his nick name,  and mine came from doing a few demos first, I had trouble choosing a name, it's like choosing a fine £5 wine, but once we had mixed a few tunes, D-D-Darby really seemed to have something about it, something cool and out there, out of the box, you know.

Presenter: Yes, well, the three of you certainly sound cool now, so tell me... where did it go from there?

Nick: Well, you see, we needed money first, so we sent out some letters to the membership asking for something, i don't know, to do with Britain, and when the first £15 came in, after a few months, we went out and bought a microphone, Clive already had a Casio keyboard from years ago and I didn't really need anything but a pen and paper, you know, just to write out the lyrics...

Simon: These things take time, we had an election to win, but we figured, seeing as we did so well in 2009, we could just leave the electioneering to other people and crack on with our music..

Nick: We started writing first, lyrics first and then music is what we said. It worked, we had several songs written in a few hours, I don't know what Joey used to whinge about.

Presenter: Why was Joey Smith not involved on this project?

Nick: We wanted it to be a challenge, he has had such a successful career, selling in excess of ten albums now I believe...

Clive: His mum bought eight of them...

Nick: We wanted it to be difficult, so people couldn't turn around and say, well, you had Joey Smith, there's no wonder you did so well. The left wing press are so mean to us in everything we do, we wanted something they couldn't have a dig at...

Presenter: And what was it that inspired you?

Nick: Money...

Simon: I've always wanted people to like me...

Presenter: But what actually inspired you on this record, what went into the songs?

Nick: Well, you see, modern music is dominated by darkies, and homo's, and other funny types, mostly Americans too, we wanted something British, but we knew it had to sell, otherwise, what's the point? I don't just do something for no return...

Simon: Did that owl sanctuary ever pay you?

Nick: No, legal proceedings are taking place as we speak...

Simon: Good! Fucking owls!

Clive: Is there no food in this house? 

Nick: Clive, Simon, please, your leader is talking here...

Simon: You said in this music business we were all equals?

Nick: The music had to be something different too, and our nationalist edge was it, most nationalist music is a bit shit, that last record Joey did, let's say, it's as well it isn't just about the music...

Presenter: So the inspiration came through a lack of British orientated music in Britain?

Nick: Yes, well, there are British acts out there, but they aren't truly British, how many of them can trace their ancestry back to before 1066? The things they sing about aren't British either, we wanted to make sure that British ears were listening to British artists singing about British things.

Simon: And obviously...

Nick: People will listen to a song over and over again and take all the words in, in a way that you would be very lucky to get one in 100 of them to listen to a speech. Music is a very effective way of getting our views across...

Simon: Obviously, our music transcended barriers, it went far beyond nationalist issues, but there was a nationalist core, a beating heart of defiance in every song!

Clive: What does transcend mean?

Simon: Never mind Clive.

Clive: Core? What does core mean?

Simon: Like an apple core...

Presenter: What would you say was the most challenging aspect of this project?

Nick: Finding time, we're all busy, Clive was busy driving the truth truck, Simon is always... what is it you do? and I like to go to Europe to pretend I'm a politician. It was difficult...

Simon: But we did it, we just had to say, right, let's all meet up and get going, it's easier for me I suppose, I don't even have a proper job, but Clive I know is very busy, and Nick is just a demon when it comes to working, he recently won Hardest Working MEP in the BNP you know...

Presenter: Well done Nick!

Nick: Thank you, these things just come naturally to me.

Presenter: So what now? Do you have any interest in the record? Any contracts? Any plans for another record?

Nick: Well of course we have plans for more, we had so much fun doing it, but we'll see how many million we sell first and play it from there before we commit to anything...

Simon: We're still waiting to hear from EMI and some other smaller record companies, but if they aren't interested, we'll go with Great White, we just wanted to give a smaller company a chance first.

Presenter: Who designed the record sleeve?

Nick: Simon did, we wanted something simple. But eye catching.

Simon: I wanted a picture of me on it, next to something British.

Nick; We agreed it had to either have all three of us on, or none of us, and because Clive is quite, well, he isn't very photogenic shall we say, we decided to just have a picture of me on it. I am the face of the BNP, and the British people, I didn't want it to be this way, if it had been down to me, all three of us would be on there, but our marketing team know best, and they said it was the way to go.

Presenter: So beyond music and attitude, coolness and style, what else went into the record?

Simon: Nick wanted to put 1066 songs on there, as a big up yours to the establishment, but we just couldn't do it.

Presenter: You could have named track ten, 66?

Nick: Shit. SHIT. Why didn't you think of that Darby, what do I pay you for!

Presenter: So which is your favourite song, between all three of you, is there one?

Nick: Well, we're all quite fond of 'That Special Lady', we won't mention who she is, but let's just say we're all quite well acquainted with her... if you know what I mean...


Simon: Oh yes, she is a special lady...

Clive: Is she still running RWB or can I do it now?

Presenter: And now we will...

Clive: I WROTE SLEEPING THE TRUTH TRUCK! 

Presenter: Ahh yes, track two, explain this one to our listeners...

Nick: After the mellow opening song we wanted something gritty, Clive wrote and composed this one and it slotted in there nicely...

Simon: It's quite a heavy song, we got a lot of pots and pans and some wooden spoons, it makes a good sound, lots of bass. 

Presenter: Lyrically, it's quite gruesome, why?

Nick: I haven't listened to it.

Presenter: The bit about using a carrier bag as a toilet.

Nick: What carrier bag?

Clive: Never mind...

Nick: The bag in the truth truck? Oh god... that's what was in that bag?It said Clive on the side, I thought it was food!?

Presenter: OK... One last thing, when is it released guys?

Simon: I'm printing the album covers right now, I ran out of ink, I tried shaking the cartridge but I dropped it and got some on the carpet, so I had to go out and buy some but it was really expensive so I had a look on the internet and found it a lot cheaper but I have to wait an extra five days, I thought it was worth it for a 50p saving.

Presenter: And now, exclusive to RadioRWB: NWA talk us though some of their favourite tracks on their new record:

Simon: Lost in the Meat Section of the Supermarket. This is about buying cheap meat in the supermarket, and it being expensive, it's what I consider cheap expensive meat. I really wanted to let people in on my pain of hovering around waiting for a cheap cut to come out, sometimes, I stick my finger into a pack and take it to the butcher to get it reduced, but sometimes they take it off me and say they can't sell it in that condition, not even reduced, it's very painful for me.

Clive: This was my song about living in the Truth truck, it's called Sleeping in the Truth Truck, and is about having to shit in a pot noodle and eat a carrier bag.. No, shit in a carrier bag and eat pot noodles made with cold water, for weeks on end.

Nick: We are the Indigenous British Champions. Ahh I wrote this one, it is about winning the European Elections back in 2009, it's a song aimed to boost morale amongst our ranks and remind them of the good old days and why they should send me more money, I sing about wanting to destroy the European Parliament from within, and then realising that it's actually quite a cushy number.

Nick: You Never Give me Enough of your Money. Another one about those greedy members, we send out letter after letter and just never get anything back, it costs us more to send them out most of the time.

Nick: Fixing a Hole. This one is about the burden of having to keep a massive farm house and estate in good working condition. Things always need renewing, replacing, fixing etc. It's just a nuisance. I wanted to get this across, so that people everywhere know how hard it is for me and why they send me more money or at least come round and tidy up or something!

Simon: That Special Lady.  This is a personal one, written by all three of us, just listen to Clive doing his Beach Boys whaaa-whooo-whoooo-whaaaa in the background, it makes your heart melt. I hope she hears of it and thinks of me.

Nick: Together. Another song aimed at rallying the troops, I sing about how we can all do this together if we have more money, trust is a big thing in politics, and if you can trust us to spend your money on saving the British people then we can save the British people, those indigenous to these islands after the last ice age but before 1066.

Presenter: That's brilliant. Thanks for that. I'm sure our listeners will be rattling the doors of HMV in the morning. OK, one last thing before we go guys, are you aware there is already a music act out there called NWA...

Stats!

The EDL Acronym article has certainly boosted traffic to the Turkey Farm this last week! Loads coming in from Twitter and the British Democracy Forum! I only send the articles to Lancaster Unity, and they spread from there. Interestingly, the always end up on the BDF very sharpish, more on that in a minute. I guess people have no interest in the BNP any more? Oh well, I'll still gobble them now and again, working on a long one as I type, all about Nick, Clive and Eyebrows.

It seems that on the BDF it is considered 'treacherous' to read opposing blogs / opinion. Turkey Breath would like to point out that he spends more time reading far-right news / blogs / bullshit than he does anything else. How else can you really gain an insight into your topic / enemy? I thoroughly believe if you're confident in your conviction and opinion then it doesn't hurt to read what others are saying about you and your cause? It is in fact beneficial and illuminating, allowing you to not only get news fast but also balance truth to some degree. Clearly, some of the more 'boneheaded' types amongst us aren't so confident and thus choose to only read what they believe to be 'safe'. I can't blame them, it must be so easy being ignorant. I myself used to hate chickens, ahhhh gobble gobble they get all the glory, all year round people want chicken!

If it wasn't for this desire to learn and understand, I wouldn't have witnessed the breakdown of Paul 'Green Arrow' Morris. I mean, you can go read through his British Resistance website right now and see all the articles, but it wouldn't be the same; logging on every day to see if he has posted a new article. All he wanted was his hero, Nick Griffin MEP, mustn't forget the MEP bit, to make everything all right, and as he opened his eyes to his betrayal, it only got worse, the greatest being the granny pornstar issue! And then the BNP officially banned its members from his website! I always thought it would be Nick and Paul in the bunker together, with Darby, Jefferson etc. off cosying up to someone new, but no, now the Green Arrow is a shining light of wider British Nationalism, appealing for somebody to save the BNP. Or some shit like that.

The hillarious thing with Morris is, he still can't just accept that the BNP attracts morons, thugs, crooks etc. and that these are the reason the BNP is falling apart. He is still blaming the left for its implosion, although now instead of throwing accusations at anybody who doesn't support the BNP, it's now thrown at people who don't support him. And who is he really? A fat guy living in a caravan writing an angry blog reminiscing about the good old days, good old says even he doesn't understand? Paul, when you get kicked off the camp site, you can always come live on the Turkey Farm! Free twizzlers! Gobble Gobble!

Turkey Breath Out.
Gobble Gobble.

EDL Acronym Trouble: Forgetting Who They Are?

It seems the English Defence League (EDL) have been having an identity crisis. Their members, many of whom have trouble spelling their own first name, have got themselves confused over their own 'organisations' acronym. Recently heard chanting “E L D!” during a town centre smash up, it was speculated the organisation had changed their name, however, it turns out it's a simple case of them all being a bit thick.

It was thought the constant chanting of “E E E D L” for hours on end, was a battle cry of some sort, to make their presence known when vandalising town centres and intimidating shoppers. However, it now appears this is a method, introduced by the leadership, for helping the membership remember the complicated three letter acronym.

Facebook posts are a gold mine of EDL cock-ups, some of the best include; “ELD All The Way! No Surrender”, “ELD til I die!”, “E-On Yeah!! No to Islammyfication” and “DEL Forever, No Surrender”. Whilst some could possibly be put down to typos, a number of EDL supporters have been seen sporting ELD tattoos and wearing ELD clothing, and a source reported that the EDL leadership spent thousands manufacturing ELD merchandise, which is now for sale online.

Tommy Robinson, the leader, has blamed the crisis on the BNP's leader Nick Griffin. He said in a statement: “This is all his (Nick Griffin's) fault, when he started saying we were a state sponsored pressure valve, we had to sit down and think, what's a pressure valve? And we had to think, why a state sponsored one? We just didn't understand it, we still don't. All this thinking made us stop chanting and we forgot what the acronym was.”

Robinson later claimed the “new range of ELD merchandise” is for the new EDL French Division, he said “the French say things the other way round so you see it's actually quite clever”. This resulted in a backlash from EDL supporters, ranting via Facebook “them dirty frogs aren't even English so they can't join our defence league, if they want a French Defence League then fine, but no way are we having a French Division, it just isn't democratic!”.

When we phoned for comment, the spokesperson asked us what an acronym was and if it was poisonous, “I heard we've been having trouble with em and I don't want to get hurt or owt, tha knows, I ant even got me feet on the floor just in case".

Police on the lookout for attacker wearing EDL t-shirt...

Police are trying to find a thug who violently assaulted an Asian man in a shopping centre. The attack, which happened in the Wheatsheaf Centre in Rochdale town centre, was unprovoked and witnessed by several people. He was chased away by security guards after pressing a ballpoint pen in to the face of the man and racially abusing him for several minutes, “he ran like a big pansy” said a witness, stopping only to pick up his Nokia 3310 that he dropped.

The police, going on descriptions of the man, are looking for a balding, meat-head type person, described as a 'neandathall' by one witness. By sheer coincidence, the man was wearing an 'EDL Stockport' t-shirt.
To suggest the man is an EDL supporter would be absurd, as the attack was both racially motivated and violent, where as the EDL are a none violent and none racist organisation, as demonstrated by their peaceful protests up and down the country: protests which involve vandalising cars, intimidating shoppers, smashing windows and pissing up the side of Nottingham Castle.

We rang the EDL for comment, but could only hear people chanting back down the phone. Darren Hillsborough, a leading anti fascist campaigner explained to us that these incidents are mere coincidences, and couldn't be attributed to the EDL. “Their ideals are of protecting an English way of life, they don't cause any trouble, most people don't even know they have been” he said, adding that the man possibly found the t-shirt in the street, or bought it off Ebay without understanding what the logo was about.

This assault joins a long list of incidents involving people who aren't associated with the EDL causing violent and racially motivated crimes when the EDL are nearby. A man from West Bromwich, who just so happened to catch a coach all the way to Blackburn (110 miles), where there just so happened to be an EDL rally, was recently convicted of punching a police horse several times and for trying to drag the officer off the animal.
Of course, these incidents are just massive coincidences that just happen to take place when the EDL are in town.

If you recognise the bone head in the photo, then please contact...

Call police on 0161 856 9961 or Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.

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(It turns out that the thug in this article has since been arrested and charged.)

Man charged following racist attack in town centre

A man has been charged after a racist attack on an Asian man in Rochdale town centre.

Wayne Peter Taylor, 44, of Stock Close, was charged with racially aggravated common assault.

He is due to appear at Rochdale Magistrates Court on Monday 20 June 2011.

At about 4.00pm on Monday 9 May 2011, the victim, a 31-year-old Asian man was threatened a number of times in the Wheatsheaf Centre on Yorkshire Street.

Source: Lancaster Unity / Manchester Evening News
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Clive Jefferson Unleashes New Fundraising System

Clive Jefferson, the BNP's national treasurer, today unveiled a range of new measures to improve the BNP's fund-raising ability. Through the BNP website he announced ten 'highly effective' and 'groundbreakingly brilliant' initiatives which will 'revolutionise' their donations system and take the BNP into a new era of financial capability, a system which will leave the BNP's enemies and political adversaries 'quaking in their boots'.

We recieved a leaked copy of the article before it went to press on the BNP website,

Clive, I've gone through your article and edited the spelling mistakes and typos, it took me three fucking hours so you had better appreciate this, also, Nick says if this doesn't work don't expect to be invited to his Big, Bad, Boys Only BBQ in July. 

The edit follows:

Clive Jefferson has today announced a new set of initiatives which will drive the BNP forward through financial ability and take the party into a new era of electoral breakthroughs. The new scheme, which is the brainchild of Jefferson, has been in the planning for several months, and is now ready to be rolled out.

The new fund-raising system has ten varied and very unique parts, however, they all fall under the same umbrella, the idea is to make it manageable, as being such a large organisation we had to implement a realistic system, however, we're confident that these new initiatives will quadruple our donations overnight and make much more money for Nick. 

The ten elements are listed below: 

Strategy One: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the George and Dragon in Little Aversham
Strategy Two: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Anglers Rest in Woodhouse Mill
Strategy Three: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Bridge Inn in Heacham Vale
Strategy Four: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Three Stags Head in Yeovil
Strategy Five: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Big Tree Public House in Hartland
Strategy Six: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Royal Oak in Somerton
Strategy Seven: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Alma public house in Corsham
Strategy Eight: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Nag's Head in Peckham
Strategy Nine: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Red Lion in Tiverton Park
Strategy Ten: A state of the art donations tin on the bar in the Horse and Cart in Fawley 


We estimate the scheme will take around five months to fully implement, and are asking for donations to help us set up the donations tins, and also asking for any spare donations tins people may have, or even just roses tins with a hole in the top, just so long as they aren't too dented. 

In the inevitable success of this scheme we plan to expand with a roll out of a further set of initiatives which will increase our system capacity by another 20%!

Simon Darby upon hearing of the new initiative announced: "Our enemies are going to shit when they see this, ten new and unique strategies which will allow the BNP to smash the Labour party up and down the country! Gone are the days of me and Nick standing on street corners with a bunch of commoners in cheap clothes and no culinary taste!"

Comments on the article were largely in praise of the new system, one member saying "Why didn't we think of this before? It has been right under our noses! For years we've been giving pennies to orphans and dogs and of course immigrants!!!!!!! Now the money can go where it is needed!". Another said "A brilliant idea, Clive should be awarded hardest working official in the BNP, shame that one has already been given to Nick this month, maybe next month?".

Altercation in Brussels! Video footage now online..

The footage from the BNP's altercation in Brussels has been uploaded! Eddy Butler first revealed there was a video, and the Green Arrow (haha) had a dig at Brons for not releasing it, well, now we have it!

Nothing too interesting really, it just starts heating up and then they all gobble off. Griffin throws a few accusations around, refuses to answer any questions directly and then accuses others of being liars without any kind of proof. The usual BNP meeting really.

Brons is very calm and composed, some of the others in the room not so. Brons hits the nail on the head claiming that Griffin started a civil war through the leadership election in 2010, and lays the blame firmly on Griffin and on Griffin alone, this is what seems to rile Griffin the most.


There are some out there claiming it was a lynch mob set up to trap Griffin and make him look a fool, despite it being very clear Griffin shows up uninvited. To this they have no comment, yet.


Not sure if it's just the camera angle, but Griffin doesn't look quite as plump as he usually does, Brons on the other hand looks very fat.

Turkey Breath does wonder if there will be a comment from the BNP regarding this? I mean, a bunch of people arguing and screaming in the European parliament, doesn't give us Brits a good name eh? Gobble fucking gobble!

Not much going down in the world of the BNP today

Not much going down in the world of the BNP today, Nick is in Siciliy, not really sure why. Spending more tax payer's money I guess.

For a laugh, I had a look through the Excalibur shop the other day, some brilliant stuff. The 2010 election manifesto is going cheap at £4.45 - it doesn't appear to be a common practise amongst real political parties to charge for a manifesto, but hey, who are we to judge eh? If Britain's fourth largest political party does it, maybe they all should?

On a serious note though, really lacking the inspiration recently. However, I do have an exclusive scoop on Clive Jefferson's latest "ground breaking, industry changing" fund raising initiative, more to come soon!