There seems to be some debate as to why, last week, Nick 'The Griffin' Griffin MEP (as he likes to be known) would be stupid enough to be photographed with a pair of bonehead's holding up a banner with the white pride symbol. Nick has spent years distancing himself and the party from such things, and indeed its own origins. So why would he make such a mistake now?
The answer is quite simple. Nick Griffin is a rat, he isn't stupid (well, he is, but he knows how to provide for himself and his family, despite many failed business ventures and several bankruptcies, in fact, he is just stupid, and hopeless), but! He looks out for his own survival. And knowing full well the BNP are doomed now, he needs people to vote for him, which is why he tagged along with an EDL demo and posed alongside these bonehead's, to get recognised! So people remember him. BUT WHY? Because he needs his second term as an MEP to secure his own financial security. A second term guarantees a very handsome pension!
He knows his own name and the BNP brand don't pack enough punch now to get him elected to a second term, the brand is so toxic that even people who have previously supported the BNP will likely vote against him! So now he's out there mingling with the minions! Getting his photo snapped with people! So they know who he is. It doesn't matter who, hence, associating with the EDL, the North West Infidels and the CxF. Many, many boneheads to vote for the man! As these organisations don't have any political wing, but many (well, some) supporters who might get out of bed to vote come the next bout of Euro elections. Who else will they vote for when looking down the ballot sheet? That fat shit Griffin is who! The one who said hello to them and asked for a photo with them! The one who had a pork pie in his hand!
Despite this being quite funny, it is actually quite sinister. Nick 'massive Welsh farmhouse' Griffin is keeping the party on life support, harvesting what's left to fund his European campaign. People are still paying membership subs, people are still signing up, donating and working for the party, in the name of British Nationalism. But look at the past few months, very little is being put into the GLA campaign? Several local elections have been completely ignored, meetings are awful! It's all over, and Griffin, Jefferson and Eyebrows all know this! Where is all the money going? Besides paying off massive debts of course? Griffin is biding his time, hoping the party will just be alive enough to get him that second term. That is all he is after now. Fuck the indigenous British who can trace their ancestry back to before 1066, even he isn't sure who they are!
It remains to be seen how the BNP story ends, but we very much doubt it will go beyond the next European Elections!
As an amusing side note, some people have come out claiming the photo is a fake, despite it being extremely popular amongst the more boneheaded elements of the internet at the moment. Never underestimate the power of denial.
Wednesday, 8 February 2012
Monday, 3 October 2011
Went down a treat!
The Simon Darby show thing went down a treat, especially amongst ex-BNP members/supporters. They love it!!
The BBC Ambush, a rant.
Wasn't planning on talking about Panorama until after it was broadcast. But the Turkey's have been pestering me to say something about the way in which the BNP ambushed the programme's producers a few weeks ago. So let's have a look at it all. (Just so you know, this doesn't flow too well, it's just a collection of thoughts on the whole thing, and probably isn't worth your time reading).
Do we all know the story? The BBC are doing an expose on the finances of the BNP, looking at financial irregularities and what not. The BNP invited the BBC to a questions and answers session with several high ranking boneheads, somewhere in the Midlands, I think. My research isn't all that great. Frankly, I can't be arsed. Anyway, instead of hosting this questions and answers session, Griffin decided he was going to read out a statement to the BBC, and then kick them out. Getting one up on them sort of thing.
Simon 'Eyebrows' Darby featured quite prominently in the video. Simon Darby is the BNP's useless (yet handsomely paid) press officer (and failed treasurer and ex deputy chairman), in fact, he isn't even a fucking member of the BNP? But he insists on being addressed 'Press Officer Simon Darby, (Press Officer) Press Officer to the British National Party'.
Now what the BNP didn't seem to realise here, is that this was its one chance to actually maybe 'set the record straight', they were given the opportunity to say something back. Maybe the BBC, convinced with the new evidence provided would have pulled the programme, or changed its focus to 'The Financial Wonderfulness of the British National Party and the Honest Leadership of Nick Griffin'. Who knows. The thing is, the BNP blew this chance, making fools of themselves in the process. It could have gone on for hours, Nick Griffin answering all the questions, filling in the blanks, like he always claims he does. Eddy Butler is always keen to point out that Griffin hasn't addressed one claimed falsehood published on his blog. He says that they're lies, but never goes any further. But you know what? This is all most BNP supporters need to here "Nick didn't say/do/eat that, he said so, so fuck off, you communist".
However, it was quite well choreographed (for the BNP anyway). They were all sat there in nice £25 suits, even Clive, who wasn't drunk for a change. The room was half decent, not a dingy pub like usual. They held a vote, everybody agreed that the statement should be read out, they removed Clive from the front (probably worried he would say something), replaced him with some middle aged umpa lumpa and then let the BBC in. They blocked the door with some meat head (a Walker I think) and then Mr. Griffin read out his statement, and sat still whilst the BBC tried to leave, having realised they were flogging a dead horse. Mr. Darby didn't like this, he started a tirade against the BBC people, asking them why they aren't looking at some murderers, paedophiles etc. who used to be in the employment of the BBC. We'll get to this later. One of the BBC men was physically shaking, clearly scared and sweating (yet carried on filming). Darby took great pride in this. Makes him feel like a man, apparently (his blogging had an added burst of testosterone).
I have a turkey working on some number crunching to back all this up, however, for now, lets look at the bigger picture. The BBC is a massive, gigantic, huge corporation, with thousands of employees. Their employee turnover will be higher than the BNP's all time membership! There are bound to be some shady types amongst all those workers. They could add a question to their interview process along the lines of 'In the future, do you plan on killing anyone?', and if they answer is Yes, or Maybe, then they will have to say "sorry, we can't give you the job, because we don't like that sort of thing", and the interviewee will be all "oh shit, I knew I should have said no". However, this is the real world. And to get back on point, the BBC is huge, and any number of murderers, paedophiles etc amongst them are not even going to represent a tiny minority of the BBC, because there isn't that many of them, and once in a while, they get jobs.
This doesn't apply to the BNP. Only last month, a BNP council candidate was arrested for possessing child porn, a crime he would lose his head for under a BNP government. The BNP has a higher than average number of paedophiles, arms smugglers, convicted criminals, pornographers than most other organisations (excepting maybe the EDL, who are now more significant on the scene and are therefore attracting all the nut cases the BNP used to) because these people are just attracting to crank politics. They thrive off hate, and something like the BNP is their kind of thing. That isn't to say that all BNP members and employees are like this.
Darby didn't realise, because he was too taken up in "wow, I discovered something by doing a FOI request that we must let the world know! Invite the BBC round so I can take down their corporation", what he didn't realise, was that it's almost totally pointless. Sure, he may well feel like he got one up on the BBC, but he didn't. If anything, he's made a fool of himself and shown the BNP to be the rabble of unprofessional bonehead's they actually are. This was their chance to say something, something sensible, something in their own words. They didn't, they chose to do it Nick's way, the way which hasn't really got the BNP that far, by being stupid, by not thinking more than one day ahead.
So what is the outcome? Well, the BBC went away with one more thing to write about, it might not even come up, maybe they have all the juice they need regarding electoral fraud etc.The video is on youtube for you all to see. The comments are quite highlighting. I wanted to source some of them for this article, but time is pushing on. We'll get some quotes from Darby's blog too.
Do we all know the story? The BBC are doing an expose on the finances of the BNP, looking at financial irregularities and what not. The BNP invited the BBC to a questions and answers session with several high ranking boneheads, somewhere in the Midlands, I think. My research isn't all that great. Frankly, I can't be arsed. Anyway, instead of hosting this questions and answers session, Griffin decided he was going to read out a statement to the BBC, and then kick them out. Getting one up on them sort of thing.
Simon 'Eyebrows' Darby featured quite prominently in the video. Simon Darby is the BNP's useless (yet handsomely paid) press officer (and failed treasurer and ex deputy chairman), in fact, he isn't even a fucking member of the BNP? But he insists on being addressed 'Press Officer Simon Darby, (Press Officer) Press Officer to the British National Party'.
Now what the BNP didn't seem to realise here, is that this was its one chance to actually maybe 'set the record straight', they were given the opportunity to say something back. Maybe the BBC, convinced with the new evidence provided would have pulled the programme, or changed its focus to 'The Financial Wonderfulness of the British National Party and the Honest Leadership of Nick Griffin'. Who knows. The thing is, the BNP blew this chance, making fools of themselves in the process. It could have gone on for hours, Nick Griffin answering all the questions, filling in the blanks, like he always claims he does. Eddy Butler is always keen to point out that Griffin hasn't addressed one claimed falsehood published on his blog. He says that they're lies, but never goes any further. But you know what? This is all most BNP supporters need to here "Nick didn't say/do/eat that, he said so, so fuck off, you communist".
However, it was quite well choreographed (for the BNP anyway). They were all sat there in nice £25 suits, even Clive, who wasn't drunk for a change. The room was half decent, not a dingy pub like usual. They held a vote, everybody agreed that the statement should be read out, they removed Clive from the front (probably worried he would say something), replaced him with some middle aged umpa lumpa and then let the BBC in. They blocked the door with some meat head (a Walker I think) and then Mr. Griffin read out his statement, and sat still whilst the BBC tried to leave, having realised they were flogging a dead horse. Mr. Darby didn't like this, he started a tirade against the BBC people, asking them why they aren't looking at some murderers, paedophiles etc. who used to be in the employment of the BBC. We'll get to this later. One of the BBC men was physically shaking, clearly scared and sweating (yet carried on filming). Darby took great pride in this. Makes him feel like a man, apparently (his blogging had an added burst of testosterone).
I have a turkey working on some number crunching to back all this up, however, for now, lets look at the bigger picture. The BBC is a massive, gigantic, huge corporation, with thousands of employees. Their employee turnover will be higher than the BNP's all time membership! There are bound to be some shady types amongst all those workers. They could add a question to their interview process along the lines of 'In the future, do you plan on killing anyone?', and if they answer is Yes, or Maybe, then they will have to say "sorry, we can't give you the job, because we don't like that sort of thing", and the interviewee will be all "oh shit, I knew I should have said no". However, this is the real world. And to get back on point, the BBC is huge, and any number of murderers, paedophiles etc amongst them are not even going to represent a tiny minority of the BBC, because there isn't that many of them, and once in a while, they get jobs.
This doesn't apply to the BNP. Only last month, a BNP council candidate was arrested for possessing child porn, a crime he would lose his head for under a BNP government. The BNP has a higher than average number of paedophiles, arms smugglers, convicted criminals, pornographers than most other organisations (excepting maybe the EDL, who are now more significant on the scene and are therefore attracting all the nut cases the BNP used to) because these people are just attracting to crank politics. They thrive off hate, and something like the BNP is their kind of thing. That isn't to say that all BNP members and employees are like this.
Darby didn't realise, because he was too taken up in "wow, I discovered something by doing a FOI request that we must let the world know! Invite the BBC round so I can take down their corporation", what he didn't realise, was that it's almost totally pointless. Sure, he may well feel like he got one up on the BBC, but he didn't. If anything, he's made a fool of himself and shown the BNP to be the rabble of unprofessional bonehead's they actually are. This was their chance to say something, something sensible, something in their own words. They didn't, they chose to do it Nick's way, the way which hasn't really got the BNP that far, by being stupid, by not thinking more than one day ahead.
So what is the outcome? Well, the BBC went away with one more thing to write about, it might not even come up, maybe they have all the juice they need regarding electoral fraud etc.The video is on youtube for you all to see. The comments are quite highlighting. I wanted to source some of them for this article, but time is pushing on. We'll get some quotes from Darby's blog too.
Monday, 26 September 2011
Tuesday, 20 September 2011
Turkey Poem Competition
The winner of this weeks 'Turkey Poem competition' is... SIMON DARBY!
Well done Simon, your packet of turkey twizzlers are in the post!
Simons winning poem!
Turkeys, turkeys
Everywhere!
Hiding behind corners,
Giving Simon a scare!
Well done Simon, your packet of turkey twizzlers are in the post!
Simons winning poem!
Turkeys, turkeys
Everywhere!
Hiding behind corners,
Giving Simon a scare!
Monday, 12 September 2011
Ambush
BNP proudly reporting that they invited the BBC Panorama team to a Q&A session with the BNP leadership. However, in a clever move, Nick made a statement about BBC staff instead and then fled, whilst the team were then physically removed from the meeting by Darby and several other meatheads.
Just the behaviour you expect from Britain's Fastest Growing and Fourth Largest Political Party!
Sorry, did we say growing?
Just the behaviour you expect from Britain's Fastest Growing and Fourth Largest Political Party!
Sorry, did we say growing?
Simon Darby gets his gobble on!!
Now we're back in business here at the Turkey Farm, we thought we'd give you an update on the insane ramblings over on Simon 'Eyebrows' Darby's blog... seems he has some fixation on the Turkey Farm at the moment, for three solid days he has been ranting about the articles on here and about turkeys in general, seems all this discussion about his 'purpose' here has hit a raw nerve.
He ranted:
He later posted via Twitter:
And later at 3:35am:
Cant sleep - been ringing round Turkey Farms up and down the country and not one Turkey Farmer agrees that a turkey can read or write, never mind master the internet! So I think the case is closed!
Poor old Mr. Darby. We're going to send him some free Turkey Twizzlers in the post and an activist pack for The Turkey Party of the United Kingdom - A nationalist Turkey party, aimed at reducing the amount of imported Turkey into the UK! We're sure he'll be very interested!
He ranted:
As Britain's most prominent and famous British Nationalist Birder, I want to make a statement regarding this so called Turkey Farm and their blogging Turkeys! I'm sure you've all been over there and read their smears about my eyebrows being fake!
Firstly, as a seasoned birder and professional Ornithologist I am almost 98% certain that a turkey cannot read or write. I have never seen it, nor have I heard of it. They only have feet and wings, how can they even use a keyboard? Or a mouse!? Even if they can, I very much doubt they have access to the internet and are able to set up blogs, email and twitter accounts!
I very much doubt they have any grasp of, or interest in politics, even if it is only nationalism! They're birds, they wobble around all day in a field and make a gobble gobble sound, they do not sit down at laptop computers and write! And also! There is no way they would support people eating Turkey! It makes no sense! Why would they promote Turkey products over chicken products? It's quite clear to me, that even if Turkeys can read and write, they most certainly aren't writing that horrible and mean blog!
I'd like to bet, and I would put money on this, £5 I'm willing to bet anyone, no, let's make it interesting! For a £7 bet I will bet that it is not actually a turkey writing that blog!
He later posted via Twitter:
Having nightmares about Turkeys again, fucking Turkeys and their computers!!
And later at 3:35am:
Cant sleep - been ringing round Turkey Farms up and down the country and not one Turkey Farmer agrees that a turkey can read or write, never mind master the internet! So I think the case is closed!
Poor old Mr. Darby. We're going to send him some free Turkey Twizzlers in the post and an activist pack for The Turkey Party of the United Kingdom - A nationalist Turkey party, aimed at reducing the amount of imported Turkey into the UK! We're sure he'll be very interested!
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